- 99 Problems But A Beach Ain't One
- A 12 Year Old On Kickstarter Just Raised $7 Million In Five Minutes After Announcing His Idea For Juice Box Water Guns
- A Baboon In A Forest Is A Matter Of Legitimate Speculation; A Baboon In A Zoo Is An Object Of Public Curiosity; But A Baboon In Your Wife’s Bed Is A Cause Of The Gravest Concern
- A Baby Boy Has Special Way Of Bringing Out The Man In His Father And The Little Boy In His Grandfather
- A Baby Fills A Place In Your Heart That You Never Knew Was Empty
- A Baby Is God’s Opinion That Life Should Go On
- A Bad Day Of Fishing Is Better Than A Good Day At Work
- A Balanced Diet Is A Cookie In Each Hand
- A Bash
- A Bath And A Tenderloin Steak
- A Beautiful Body Perishes, But A Work Of Art Dies Not
- A Bedroom Without A Teddy Is Like A Face Without A Smile
- A Bee Is An Exquisite Chemist
- A Big Deal
- A Big Fish Is Caught With Big Bait
- A Big Heart
- A Big Part Of Depression Is Feeling Really Lonely, Even If You're In A Room Full Of A Million People
- A Big Shot
- A Bit Of A Boogey
- A Bit Of Advice: Never Read A Pop Up Book About Giraffes
- A Bite To Eat
- A Boat Can't Have Two Captains
- A Body Smiles Like 72 Times A Day. Where Does That Smile Go? That's What I Want To Know.
- A Boy Can Learn A Lot From A Dog: Obedience, Loyalty, And The Importance Of Turning Around Three Times Before Lying Down
- A Boy Sees A Girl Topless For The First Time Only Once, And The Anticipation Of The Big Reveal Is Really Exciting. I Feel Like I'm A Present Being Unwrapped.
- A Camel Is A Horse Designed By Committee
- A Camel Makes An Elephant Feel Like A Jet Plane
- A Camel Makes An Elephant Feel Like A Jet Plane II
- A Camel Seems To Progress To The Beat Of A Drum Played By A Drunk
- A Canter Is A Cure For Every Evil
- A Card Up My Sleeve
- A Caricature Is Putting The Face Of A Joke On The Body Of A Truth
- A Cat Is A Puzzle For Which There Is No Solution
- A Cat Will Do What It Wants When It Wants, And There Is Not A Thing You Can Do About It
- A Champion Is Someone Who Gets Up When He Cannot
- A Change In Latitude Would Help My Attitude
- A Character Is A Caricature
- A Charging Black Rhinoceros Is Nothing To Mess With. When It Is Headed Straight Toward You, It Is The Ultimate Exercise In Sphincter Control.
- A Cigar Is As Good As Memories That You Have When You Smoked It
- A Cigar, Said The Altruist, A Cigar, My Good Man, I Cannot Give You. But Any Time You Need A Light, Just Come Around; Mine Is Always Lit.
- A Class A Bender
- A Clown Is An Angel With A Red Nose
- A Clown Is Like Aspirin, Only He Works Twice As Fast
- A Clown Sees Life Simply, Without Complications
- A Clown’s Makeup And Character, That’s All He Has To Sell. He Loves And Believes In That Character.
- A Communist Is Like A Crocodile: When It Opens Its Mouth You Cannot Tell Whether It Is Trying To Smile Or Preparing To Eat You Up
- A Construction Site For High Fashion, For Advertising, For Furniture
- A Country Without A Patent Office And Good Patent Laws Is Just A Crab, And Can't Travel Any Way But Sideways And Backways
- A Cowboy Is A Person Who Would Rather Throw A Bull Than Eat Beans With His Knife
- A Crab Cannot Hold In A Lobster's Shell
- A Crab Does Not Beget A Bird
- A Crocodille Sandwich Please And Make It Snappy
- A Crook Is A Crook, And There's Something Healthy About His Frankness In The Matter. But Any Guy Who Pretends He Is Enforcing The Law And Steals On His Authority Is A Swell Snake. The Worst Type Of These Punks Is The Big Politician.
- A Cynic Is A Man Who, When He Smells Flowers, Looks Around For A Coffin
- A Dancer Must Defy Many Things, Gravity Is Only One Of Them
- A Day Without A Nap Is Like A Cupcake Without Frosting
- A Do
- A Dog Is The Only Thing On Earth That Loves You More Than He Loves Himself
- A Dog Teaches A Boy Fidelity, Perseverance, And To Turn Around Three Times Before Lying Down
- A Dog Wags Its Tail With Its Heart
- A Dragon Looks Like A Girl When It Is Young
- A Duck Call In The Hands Of The Unskilled Is One Of Conservation’s Greatest Assets
- A Duck Will Not Always Dabble In The Same Gutter
- A Fashion Statement On The Wing
- A Fast Tongue Is A Sign Of A Slow Brain
- A Few Clowns Short Of A Circus
- A Few French Fries Short Of A Happy Meal
- A Few Sandwiches Short Of A Picnic
- A Fine Picture Is But The Image Of Nature; A Finished Ballet Is Nature Herself
- A Fisherman's Skill Is Born From Moments Of Stillness And Patterns Of Movement
- A Fishing Rod Is A Stick With A Hook At One End And A Fool At The Other
- A Flock Of Flirting Flamingos Is Pure, Passionate, Pink Pandemonium - A Frenetic Flamingle Mangle - A Discordant Discotheque Of Delirious Dancing, Flamboyant Feathers, And Flamingo Lingo
- A Flower Blossoms For Its Own Joy
- A Flower Is A Smile From Heaven
- A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
- A Foolish Fox Is Caught By One Leg, But A Wise One By All Four
- A Foot In The Door
- A Fox Is A Wolf Who Sends Flowers
- A Fox Is Subtlety Itself
- A Fox Should Not Be Of The Jury At A Goose's Trial
- A Frisky Spirit Makes My Trombone Sing
- A Frog In A Well Cannot Conceive Of The Ocean
- A Frog In The Mud Is Happier Than A Man Because He Has No Ambition To Reach The Stars!
- A Gentle Word, A Kind Look, A Good Natured Smile Can Work Wonders And Accomplish Miracles
- A Gentleman Is Someone Who Can Play The Accordion, But Doesnt
- A Gigantic Tortoise With A Jewel Encrusted Shell Was Glittering Near The Window
- A Girl With A Bikini Is Like Having A Loaded Gun On Your Coffee Table
- A Golden-Tailed Pheasant Glints His Way Through The Iris Spears
- A Good Laugh And A Long Sleep Are The Best Cures In The Doctor's Book
- A Good Rider Can Hear His Horse Speak To Him. A Great Rider Can Hear His Horse Whisper.
- A Good Time Was Has By All
- A Good Writer Is Like An Oyster, For He Has The Ability To Produce A Pearl From His Experiences
- A Gourmet Who Thinks Of Calories Is Like A Tart Who Looks At Her Watch
- A Grand Adventure Is About To Begin
- A Great Man Is Always Willing To Be Little
- A Group Of Donkeys Lead By A Lion Can Defeat A Group Of Lions Lead By A Donkey
- A Guitar Is Kind Of Like A Woman. You Don't Know Why You Like 'Em But You Do.
- A Guitar Is Like An Old Friend That Is There With Me
- A Gun Is Not A Weapon! It's A Tool, Like A Butcher's Knife, Or A Harpoon, Or An Alligator.
- A Happy Arrangement: Many People Prefer Cats To Other People, And Many Cats Prefer People To Other Cats
- A Happy Family Is But An Earlier Heaven
- A Hard Man Is Good To Find
- A Heart Of Gold
- A Heart Of Gold Is Where The Rainbow Begins
- A Heart Without Dreams Is Like A Bird Without Feathers
- A Home That Is Both Exquisite And Functional
- A Home Without A Labrador Is Just A House
- A Horse Doesn’t Care How Much You Know Until He Knows How Much You Care. Put Your Hand On Your Horse And Your Heart In Your Hand.
- A Horse Gallops With His Lungs, Perseveres With His Heart, And Wins With His Character
- A Horse Is Worth More Than Riches
- A Horse Loves Freedom, And The Weariest Old Work Horse Will Roll On The Ground Or Break Into A Lumbering Gallop When He Is Turned Loose Into The Open
- A Horse, A Horse! My Kingdom For A Horse!
- A House Is Not A Home Until It Has A Dog
- A Hoyo De Monterrey Double Corona Is My Favourite Cuban Since Desi Arnaz
- A Hug Is Always The Right Size
- A King's Ransom
- A Kiss Is A Lovely Trick Designed By Nature To Stop Speech When Words Become Superfluous
- A Kiss Will Never Miss, And After Many Kisses A Miss Becomes A Misses
- A Kitten Is In The Animal World What A Rosebud Is In The Garden
- A Kitten Is The Delight Of A Household. All Day Long A Comedy Is Played Out By An Incomparable Actor.
- A Knees Up
- A Ladybug Cannot Change Its Spots
- A Ladybug Sighting Has Been Linked With Luck In Love, Marriage, Healing, And Newness In Life
- A Lame Crab Walks Straight
- A Leopard Never Changes Its Spots
- A Lion Among Ladies Is A Most Dreadful Thing
- A Lion Does Not Fear At Laughter Coming From A Hyena
- A Lion Doesn't Concern Itself With The Opinion Of Sheep
- A Lion Sleeps In The Heart Of Every Brave Man
- A Little Bit Of Bread And No Cheese
- A Little Crab Hole Spoils A Big Race Horse
- A Little Party Never Killed Nobody
- A Lot Of Them Are Incredibly Tiny And Look Wildly Improbable
- A Loving Heart Is The Truest Wisdom
- A Man Does Not Have To Be An Angel In Order To Be Saint
- A Man Does Not Run Among Thorns For No Reason; Either He Is Chasing A Snake Or A Snake Is Chasing Him
- A Man Has One Hundred Dollars And You Leave Him With Two Dollars, That's Subtraction
- A Man Has To Do What A Man's Got To Do
- A Man Knows His Limits, But A Real Man Can Overcome Them
- A Man Must Keep His Earnestness Nimble, To Escape Ridicule
- A Man Of Calm Is Like A Shady Tree. People Who Need Shelter Come To It.
- A Man Or Woman Of Wisdom Delights In Water
- A Man That Does Not Know How To Be Angry Does Not Know How To Be Good
- A Man Will Be Eloquent If You Give Him Good Wine
- A Meal Without Wine Is Like A Day Without Sun
- A Meow Massages The Heart
- A Miniature Orange Kite
- A Miniature Poodle Is Not Not A Dog Just Because It's Miniature
- A Minute On The Lips, A Lifetime On The Hips
- A Minute On The Lips, A Lifetime On The Hips (Woman)
- A Monkey Seldom Slips On A Banana Peel
- A Nod's As Good As A Wink
- A Nose That Can See Is Worth Two That Sniff
- A Party Animal
- A Party Without Cake Is Just A Meeting
- A Peacock That Rests On His Feathers Is Just Another Turkey
- A Pelican That Is Wet Walks With A Gated Limp, But A Dry Fish Swims Alone
- A Penguin Cannot Become A Giraffe, So Just Be The Best Penguin You Can Be
- A Penny For Your Thoughts
- A Person Whose Heart Is Not Content Is Like A Snake Which Tries To Swallow An Elephant
- A Picnic Sounds Great, Alpaca Lunch
- A Piece Of Planet Earth's Soul
- A Pig's Tail Will Never Make A Good Arrow
- A Poet Is A Man Who Puts Up A Ladder To A Star And Climbs It While Playing A Violin
- A Polka Dotted Someone, Walking On My Wall, A Black Hooded Lady In A Scarlet Shawl
- A Pony Is A Childhood Dream. A Horse Is An Adulthood Treasure.
- A Pretty Penny
- A Product Of The Untalented Sold By The Unprincipled To The Utterly Bewildered
- A Purple Dress, Eating Grapes, Lilacs – I Love Purple
- A Rabbit Is Never Caught Twice In The Same Place
- A Rabbit’s Foot May Bring Good Luck To You, But It Brought None To The Rabbit
- A River Runs Through It
- A Royal Commission Is A Broody Hen Sitting On A China Egg
- A Sailor's Joys Are As Simple As A Child's
- A Sexy Guy And A Monkey Is How Some People Saw Us
- A Single Blow Of A Blacksmith Is Equal To A Hundred Blows Of A Goldsmith
- A Single Glass Of Champagne Imparts A Feeling Of Exhilaration. The Nerves Are Braced; The Imagination Is Stirred, The Wits Become More Nimble.
- A Slimy, Gobby Shellfish Which Civilization Gives Men The Hardihood To Eat Without Removing Its Entrails!
- A Sly Rabbit Will Have Three Openings To Its Den
- A Small Craft In An Ocean Is, Or Should Be, A Benevolent Dictatorship
- A Small Snake Grows Into A Big Snake
- A Small Speckled Visitor Wearing A Crimson Cape, Brighter Than A Cherry, Smaller Than A Grape. A Polka Dotted Someone, Walking On My Wall, A Black Hooded Lady In A Scarlet Shawl.
- A Snake Was Never Called By Its Name At Night, Because It Would Hear. It Was Called A String
- A Soft Farewell
- A Speckled Spectacle Of Spring
- A Stealthy Ninja Monkey She Was Not
- A Stick Becomes A Flute When It's Loved
- A Stubborn Horse Walks Behind You, An Impatient Horse Walks In Front Of You, But A Noble Companion Walks Beside You
- A Successful Marriage Requires Falling In Love Many Times, Always With The Same Person
- A Superb Tenor Voice, Like A Silver Trumpet Muffled In Silk
- A Superior Man Is Modest In His Speech, But Exceeds In His Actions
- A Swarm Of Bees In May Is Worth A Load Of Hay, But A Swarm In July Is Not Worth A Fly
- A Team Is A Fist - Not Five Fingers
- A Thick Skin Is A Gift From God
- A Thing May Be Too Sad To Be Believed Or Too Wicked To Be Believed Or Too Good To Be Believed; But It Cannot Be Too Absurd To Be Believed In This Planet Of Frogs And Elephants, Of Crocodiles And Cuttle-Fish
- A Thing That Has Always Baffled Me About Women Is That They Will Saturate Themselves With A Pint Of Perfume, A Pound Of Sachet Powder, An Evil-Smelling Lip Rouge, A Peculiar-Smelling Hair Ointment And A Half-Dozen Varieties Of Body Oils, And Then Have The
- A Tiger Does Not Shout Its Tigritude, It Acts
- A Tiger Never Loses Sleep Over The Opinion Of Sheep
- A Tiny Dot To Dot Delight
- A Ton Of Money
- A Trophy Carries Dust. Memories Last Forever. (Men)
- A Trophy Carries Dust. Memories Last Forever. (Women)
- A Trout Is A Moment Of Beauty Known Only To Those Who Seek It
- A Vacation Is Having Nothing To Do And All Day To Do It In
- A Vampire, Like A Lady, Never Reveals His True Age
- A Waffle Is Like A Pancake With A Syrup Trap
- A Warm Smile Is The Universal Language Of Kindness
- A Well Packed Question Carries Its Answer On Its Back As A Snail Carries Its Shell
- A Well Spent Day Brings Happy Sleep
- A Wet Blanket (Not)
- A Whale Of A Time
- A Whale Out Of Water Is Over Run By Ants
- A Wild And Crazy Weekend Involves Sitting On The Front Porch, Smoking A Cigar, Reading A Book
- A Wild Child
- A Wise Duck Takes Care Of Its Bill
- A Wise Fisherman Always Casts His Net On Both Sides Of The Boat
- A Woman Is Just A Script, But A Cigar Is A Motion Picture
- A Woman Is Only A Woman, But A Good Cigar Is A Smoke
- A Woman Who Cuts Her Hair Is About To Change Her Life
- A Wonderful Bird Is A Pelican, His Bill Will Hold More Than His Belican. He Can Take In His Beak Food Enough For A Week; But I'm Damned If I See How The Helican.
- A Zebra Does Not Change Its Spots
- A-1 Makes Hamburgers Taste Like Steakburgers
- Ability Is A Poor Man's Wealth
- Abstract Art Has Helped Us To Experience The Emotional Power Inherent In Pure Form
- Abstract Art Is A Creative Interplay Between The Conscious And The Unconscious, With The Conscious Mind Making All The Final Decisions And In Control Throughout
- Abstract Art Is A Fundamental Distrust Of The Theory Of Reality Concocted By The Eyes
- Abstract Art Is Uniquely Modern. It Is A Fundamentally Romantic Response To Modern Life - Rebellious, Individualistic, Unconventional, Sensitive, Irritable
- Abstract Art No More Exists Than Does Curved Art Yellow Art Or Green Art
- Abstract Art Places A New World, Which On The Surface Has Nothing To Do With ‘Reality,' Next To The ‘Real' World
- Abstract Art Was The Equivalent Of Poetic Expression; I Didn’t Need To Use Words, But Colors And Lines. I Didn’t Need To Belong To A Language-Oriented Culture But To An Open Form Of Expression.
- Abstract Art: A Product Of The Untalented Sold By The Unprincipled To The Utterly Bewildered
- Abstract Ideas Are The Patterns Two Or More Memories Have In Common
- Abstract Painting Is Abstract. It Confronts You.
- Abstract Painting Leaves Behind The “Skin" Of Nature, But Not Its Laws
- Abstraction Allows Man To See With His Mind What He Cannot See Physically With His Eyes
- Abstraction Forces You To Reach The Highest Level Of The Basics
- Abstraction Generally Involves Implication, Suggestion And Mystery, Rather Than Obvious Description
- Abstraction Is One Of The Greatest Visionary Tools Ever Invented By Human Beings To Imagine, Decipher, And Depict The World
- Abstraction Is Real, Probably More Real Than Nature
- Accordion, noun: An Instrument In Harmony With The Sentiments Of An Assassin
- Ace
- Ace In The Hole
- Across The Moor To Wicken Fen Where Brume Swallows All
- Act The Fool, Play The Calf, And You'll Always Have The Last Laugh
- Actors Life For Me
- Addicted
- Adolescence Is Just One Big Walking Pimple
- Adventure Is Out There
- Adversity Causes Some To Break; Others To Break Records
- Advertising: The Best Ads Combine The Passion Of Patton And The Cunning Of Rommel
- Aerodynamically, The Bumble Bee Shouldn't Be Able To Fly
- Affairs Of The Heart
- Aficionado My Ass...i Just Love To Smoke Cigars
- Afraid? Me? A Man Who’s Licked His Weight In Wild Caterpillars?
- After A Good Dinner One Can Forgive Anybody, Even One's Own Relatives
- After A While, Crocodile
- After Eating, Do Amphibians Need To Wait An Hour Before Getting Out Of The Water?
- After One Look At This Planet Any Visitor From Outer Space Would Say I Want To See The Manager
- After Party
- Again I Tell You, It Is Easier For A Camel To Go Through The Eye Of A Needle Than For A Rich Man To Enter The Kingdom Of Heaven
- Age Does Not Protect You From Love. But Love, To Some Extent, Protects You From Age.
- Aggression In Bears Can Be And Often Is A Stepping Stone To Friendship
- Aggro
- Agility Within And Of Itself Is A Strategy
- Ah! How I Miss The Swamp Air, The Aroma Of Grass, A Whisper Of Manure And Just A Pinch Of Humidity
- Ah, Brilliant pheasants! And Ah, Ye Poachers! Tis No Sport For Peasants.
- Ahoy There
- Albatross
- Alice: How Long Is Forever? White Rabbit: Sometimes, Just One Second.
- Alive Or Undead, The Love Of My Life Was A Badass
- Alive, Alive, I Wanna Get Up And Jive, Wanna Wreck My Stockings In Some Jukebox Dive
- All Art Is An Abstraction To Some Degree
- All Art Is Autobiographical; The Pearl Is The Oyster's Autobiography
- All Ears
- All Fish Species That Are Prey To The Sharks Have Had Their Behavior, Their Speed, Their Camouflage, Their Defense Mechanisms Molded By The Shark
- All Great Change In America Begins At The Dinner Table
- All Guns Blazing
- All Hands On Deck
- All Heart
- All His Life He Tried To Be A Good Person. Many Times, However, He Failed. For After All, He Was Only Human. He Wasn’t A Dog.
- All I Ask Is A Tall Ship And A Star To Sail Her By
- All I Know Is, It Is Better To Be The Whale Than The Squid
- All I Wanted To Do Was Get Back To Africa. We Had Not Left It, Yet, But When I Would Wake In The Night I Would Lie, Listening, Homesick For It Already
- All Kings Is Mostly Rapscallions, As Fur As I Can Make Out
- All My Life Through, The New Sights Of Nature Made Me Rejoice Like A Child
- All My Life Through, The New Sights Of Nature Made Me Rejoice Like A Child II
- All Of Them Hope That The Storm Will Pass Before Their Turn Comes To Be Devoured. But I Fear - I Fear Greatly - The Storm Will Not Pass. It Will Rage And It Will Roar, Even More Loudly, Even More Widely.
- All Of Us Distant And Distrustful Cousins
- All One Has To Do Is Hit The Right Keys At The Right Time And The Instrument Plays Itself
- All Painting, No Matter What You Are Painting, Is Abstract In That It’s Got To Be Organized
- All Shook Up
- All Summer Long We Spent Dancin In The Sand, And The Jukebox Kept On Playing Sergeant Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band
- All That I Am, Or Hope To Be, I Owe To My Angel Mother
- All That Music And Only Two Feet
- All That The Spider Needs To Complete Its Web Is Step Taking
- All That You Are Is All That I'll Ever Need
- All The Earth Colours Of The Painter's Palette Are Out There In The Many Miles Of Badlands
- All The Flowers Of Tomorrows Are The Seeds Of Today
- All The Fun Of The Fair
- All The Great Things Are Simple, And Many Can Be Expressed In A Single Word: Freedom, Justice, Honor, Duty, Mercy, Hope
- All The Physical Comes From The Mental (Men)
- All The Physical Comes From The Mental (Women)
- All The Pictures On The Walls, They All White As Lilies And Smiling Like Alligators
- All The Rights Secured To The Citizens Under The Constitution Are Worth Nothing, And A Mere Bubble, Except Guaranteed To Them By An Independent And Virtuous Judiciary
- All The Way Burger
- All The World Loves A Clown
- All Those Girls Are Cake...I'm Cream Brûlée
- All Those Who Believe In Psychokinesis - Raise My Hand
- All Too Often, The Rabbit Hole Is As Deep As You Have Dug It
- All Tuckered Out
- All Wear The Corals, Rich And Poor, They Raise Those Below And Adorn Those Above
- All You Can Eat Breakfast
- All You Need Is A Good Dose Of Vitamin Sea
- All You Need Is A Pool Table, Beer, An Electric Jukebox And Good Conversation
- All You Need Is Love
- All You Need Is Love, And A Dog
- All You Need Is Pancakes. Pancakes Are All You Need.
- Alley Oop
- Along for the Ride
- Along Loch Studded Moorland Bogs And Runnels And O’er The Highland Pass Antennae Alert I'll Twist The Wind To Feed My Bonny Lass
