- 99 Problems But A Beach Ain't One
- A 12 Minute Mile Is Just As Far As A 6 Minute Mile
- A 12 Year Old On Kickstarter Just Raised $7 Million In Five Minutes After Announcing His Idea For Juice Box Water Guns
- A Baboon In A Forest Is A Matter Of Legitimate Speculation; A Baboon In A Zoo Is An Object Of Public Curiosity; But A Baboon In Your Wife’s Bed Is A Cause Of The Gravest Concern
- A Baby Boy Has Special Way Of Bringing Out The Man In His Father And The Little Boy In His Grandfather
- A Baby Fills A Place In Your Heart That You Never Knew Was Empty
- A Baby Is God’s Opinion That Life Should Go On
- A Bad Day Of Fishing Is Better Than A Good Day At Work
- A Balanced Diet Is A Cookie In Each Hand
- A Bash
- A Bath And A Tenderloin Steak
- A Beautiful Body Perishes, But A Work Of Art Dies Not
- A Bedroom Without A Teddy Is Like A Face Without A Smile
- A Bee Is An Exquisite Chemist
- A Big Deal
- A Big Fish Is Caught With Big Bait
- A Big Heart
- A Big Part Of Depression Is Feeling Really Lonely, Even If You're In A Room Full Of A Million People
- A Big Shot
- A Bit Of A Boogey
- A Bit Of Advice: Never Read A Pop Up Book About Giraffes
- A Bite To Eat
- A Boat Can't Have Two Captains
- A Body Smiles Like 72 Times A Day. Where Does That Smile Go? That's What I Want To Know.
- A Box Without Hinges, Key, Or Lid, Yet Golden Treasure Inside Is Hid
- A Boy Can Learn A Lot From A Dog: Obedience, Loyalty, And The Importance Of Turning Around Three Times Before Lying Down
- A Boy Is The Only Thing That God Can Use To Make A Man
- A Boy Is Truth With Dirt On Its Face, Beauty With A Cut On Its Finger, Wisdom With Bubble Gum In Its Hair, And The Hope Of The Future With A Frog In Its Pocket
- A Boy Sees A Girl Topless For The First Time Only Once, And The Anticipation Of The Big Reveal Is Really Exciting. I Feel Like I'm A Present Being Unwrapped.
- A Boy's Story Is The Best That Is Ever Told
- A Boy's Will Is The Wind's Will
- A Camel Is A Horse Designed By Committee
- A Camel Makes An Elephant Feel Like A Jet Plane
- A Camel Makes An Elephant Feel Like A Jet Plane II
- A Camel Seems To Progress To The Beat Of A Drum Played By A Drunk
- A Canter Is A Cure For Every Evil
- A Card Up My Sleeve
- A Caricature Is Putting The Face Of A Joke On The Body Of A Truth
- A Cat Is A Puzzle For Which There Is No Solution
- A Cat Will Do What It Wants When It Wants, And There Is Not A Thing You Can Do About It
- A Champion Is Someone Who Gets Up When He Cannot
- A Change In Latitude Would Help My Attitude
- A Character Is A Caricature
- A Charging Black Rhinoceros Is Nothing To Mess With. When It Is Headed Straight Toward You, It Is The Ultimate Exercise In Sphincter Control.
- A Cigar Is As Good As Memories That You Have When You Smoked It
- A Cigar, Said The Altruist, A Cigar, My Good Man, I Cannot Give You. But Any Time You Need A Light, Just Come Around; Mine Is Always Lit.
- A Class A Bender
- A Cleaner, Better Stronger Land Will Lie In The Sunshine When The Storm Has Cleared
- A Clown Is An Angel With A Red Nose
- A Clown Is Like Aspirin, Only He Works Twice As Fast
- A Clown Sees Life Simply, Without Complications
- A Clown’s Makeup And Character, That’s All He Has To Sell. He Loves And Believes In That Character.
- A Communist Is Like A Crocodile: When It Opens Its Mouth You Cannot Tell Whether It Is Trying To Smile Or Preparing To Eat You Up
- A Construction Site For High Fashion, For Advertising, For Furniture
- A Country Without A Patent Office And Good Patent Laws Is Just A Crab, And Can't Travel Any Way But Sideways And Backways
- A Cowboy Is A Person Who Would Rather Throw A Bull Than Eat Beans With His Knife
- A Crab Cannot Hold In A Lobster's Shell
- A Crab Does Not Beget A Bird
- A Crocodille Sandwich Please And Make It Snappy
- A Crook Is A Crook, And There's Something Healthy About His Frankness In The Matter. But Any Guy Who Pretends He Is Enforcing The Law And Steals On His Authority Is A Swell Snake. The Worst Type Of These Punks Is The Big Politician.
- A Cynic Is A Man Who, When He Smells Flowers, Looks Around For A Coffin
- A Dancer Must Defy Many Things, Gravity Is Only One Of Them
- A Day Without A Nap Is Like A Cupcake Without Frosting
- A Do
- A Dog Is The Only Thing On Earth That Loves You More Than He Loves Himself
- A Dog Teaches A Boy Fidelity, Perseverance, And To Turn Around Three Times Before Lying Down
- A Dog Wags Its Tail With Its Heart
- A Dollar Picked Up In The Road Is More Satisfaction To Us Than The 99 Which We Had To Work For, And The Money Won At Faro Or In The Stock Market Snuggles Into Our Hearts In The Same Way
- A Dragon Looks Like A Girl When It Is Young
- A Duck Call In The Hands Of The Unskilled Is One Of Conservation’s Greatest Assets
- A Duck Will Not Always Dabble In The Same Gutter
- A Fashion Statement On The Wing
- A Fast Tongue Is A Sign Of A Slow Brain
- A Few Clowns Short Of A Circus
- A Few French Fries Short Of A Happy Meal
- A Few Sandwiches Short Of A Picnic
- A Fine Picture Is But The Image Of Nature; A Finished Ballet Is Nature Herself
- A Fisherman's Skill Is Born From Moments Of Stillness And Patterns Of Movement
- A Fishing Rod Is A Stick With A Hook At One End And A Fool At The Other
- A Flock Of Flirting Flamingos Is Pure, Passionate, Pink Pandemonium - A Frenetic Flamingle Mangle - A Discordant Discotheque Of Delirious Dancing, Flamboyant Feathers, And Flamingo Lingo
- A Flower Blossoms For Its Own Joy
- A Flower Is A Smile From Heaven
- A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
- A Foolish Fox Is Caught By One Leg, But A Wise One By All Four
- A Foot In The Door
- A Fox Is A Wolf Who Sends Flowers
- A Fox Is Subtlety Itself
- A Fox Should Not Be Of The Jury At A Goose's Trial
- A Frisky Spirit Makes My Trombone Sing
- A Frog In A Well Cannot Conceive Of The Ocean
- A Frog In The Mud Is Happier Than A Man Because He Has No Ambition To Reach The Stars!
- A Gambler Never Makes The Same Mistake Twice. It's Usually Three Or More Times.
- A Gentle Word, A Kind Look, A Good Natured Smile Can Work Wonders And Accomplish Miracles
- A Gentleman Is Someone Who Can Play The Accordion, But Doesnt
- A Gigantic Tortoise With A Jewel Encrusted Shell Was Glittering Near The Window
- A Girl With A Bikini Is Like Having A Loaded Gun On Your Coffee Table
- A Golden-Tailed Pheasant Glints His Way Through The Iris Spears
- A Good Artist Has Less Time Than Ideas
- A Good Hockey Player Plays Where The Puck Is. A Great Hockey Player Plays Where The Puck Is Going To Be.
- A Good Laugh And A Long Sleep Are The Best Cures In The Doctor's Book
- A Good Rider Can Hear His Horse Speak To Him. A Great Rider Can Hear His Horse Whisper.
- A Good Time Was Has By All
- A Good Writer Is Like An Oyster, For He Has The Ability To Produce A Pearl From His Experiences
- A Gourmet Who Thinks Of Calories Is Like A Tart Who Looks At Her Watch
- A Grand Adventure Is About To Begin
- A Great Man Is Always Willing To Be Little
- A Group Of Donkeys Lead By A Lion Can Defeat A Group Of Lions Lead By A Donkey
- A Guitar Is Kind Of Like A Woman. You Don't Know Why You Like 'Em But You Do.
- A Guitar Is Like An Old Friend That Is There With Me
- A Gun Is Not A Weapon! It's A Tool, Like A Butcher's Knife, Or A Harpoon, Or An Alligator.
- A Happy Arrangement: Many People Prefer Cats To Other People, And Many Cats Prefer People To Other Cats
- A Happy Family Is But An Earlier Heaven
- A Hard Man Is Good To Find
- A Heart Of Gold
- A Heart Of Gold Is Where The Rainbow Begins
- A Heart Without Dreams Is Like A Bird Without Feathers
- A Home That Is Both Exquisite And Functional
- A Home Without A Labrador Is Just A House
- A Horse Doesn’t Care How Much You Know Until He Knows How Much You Care. Put Your Hand On Your Horse And Your Heart In Your Hand.
- A Horse Gallops With His Lungs, Perseveres With His Heart, And Wins With His Character
- A Horse Is Worth More Than Riches
- A Horse Loves Freedom, And The Weariest Old Work Horse Will Roll On The Ground Or Break Into A Lumbering Gallop When He Is Turned Loose Into The Open
- A Horse, A Horse! My Kingdom For A Horse!
- A House Is Not A Home Until It Has A Dog
- A Hoyo De Monterrey Double Corona Is My Favourite Cuban Since Desi Arnaz
- A Hug Is Always The Right Size
- A King's Ransom
- A Kiss Is A Lovely Trick Designed By Nature To Stop Speech When Words Become Superfluous
- A Kiss Will Never Miss, And After Many Kisses A Miss Becomes A Misses
- A Kitten Is In The Animal World What A Rosebud Is In The Garden
- A Kitten Is The Delight Of A Household. All Day Long A Comedy Is Played Out By An Incomparable Actor.
- A Knees Up
- A Ladybug Cannot Change Its Spots
- A Ladybug Sighting Has Been Linked With Luck In Love, Marriage, Healing, And Newness In Life
- A Lame Crab Walks Straight
- A Leopard Never Changes Its Spots
- A Life Shaping Experience Is There For The Taking, Waiting Right Outside Your Door
- A Lion Among Ladies Is A Most Dreadful Thing
- A Lion Does Not Fear At Laughter Coming From A Hyena
- A Lion Doesn't Concern Itself With The Opinion Of Sheep
- A Lion Sleeps In The Heart Of Every Brave Man
- A Little Bit Of Bread And No Cheese
- A Little Crab Hole Spoils A Big Race Horse
- A Little Party Never Killed Nobody
- A Lot Of Them Are Incredibly Tiny And Look Wildly Improbable
- A Loving Heart Is The Truest Wisdom
- A Man Does Not Have To Be An Angel In Order To Be Saint
- A Man Does Not Run Among Thorns For No Reason; Either He Is Chasing A Snake Or A Snake Is Chasing Him
- A Man Has One Hundred Dollars And You Leave Him With Two Dollars, That's Subtraction
- A Man Has To Do What A Man's Got To Do
- A Man Knows His Limits, But A Real Man Can Overcome Them
- A Man Must Keep His Earnestness Nimble, To Escape Ridicule
- A Man Of Calm Is Like A Shady Tree. People Who Need Shelter Come To It.
- A Man Or Woman Of Wisdom Delights In Water
- A Man Paints With His Brains And Not With His Hands
- A Man That Does Not Know How To Be Angry Does Not Know How To Be Good
- A Man Will Be Eloquent If You Give Him Good Wine
- A Meal Without Wine Is Like A Day Without Sun
- A Meow Massages The Heart
- A Miniature Orange Kite
- A Miniature Poodle Is Not Not A Dog Just Because It's Miniature
- A Minute On The Lips, A Lifetime On The Hips
- A Minute On The Lips, A Lifetime On The Hips (Woman)
- A Monkey Seldom Slips On A Banana Peel
- A Naked Body Has To Be Seen As An Object In Order To Become A Nude
- A Naked Woman Is Less Dangerous Than One Who Spreads Her Skirt Skillfully To Cover And Exhibit Everything At Once
- A Nod's As Good As A Wink
- A Nose That Can See Is Worth Two That Sniff
- A Painter Knows What To Do By The Tug Of The Brush As It Pulls Through A Mixture Of Oils, And By The Look Of Coloured Slurries On The Palette
- A Painter Who Has The Feel Of Breasts And Buttocks Is Saved
- A Pair Of Skis Are The Ultimate Transportation To Freedom
- A Party Animal
- A Party Without Cake Is Just A Meeting
- A Peacock That Rests On His Feathers Is Just Another Turkey
- A Pelican That Is Wet Walks With A Gated Limp, But A Dry Fish Swims Alone
- A Penguin Cannot Become A Giraffe, So Just Be The Best Penguin You Can Be
- A Penny For Your Thoughts
- A Person Whose Heart Is Not Content Is Like A Snake Which Tries To Swallow An Elephant
- A Picnic Sounds Great, Alpaca Lunch
- A Piece Of Planet Earth's Soul
- A Pig's Tail Will Never Make A Good Arrow
- A Poet Is A Man Who Puts Up A Ladder To A Star And Climbs It While Playing A Violin
- A Polka Dotted Someone, Walking On My Wall, A Black Hooded Lady In A Scarlet Shawl
- A Pony Is A Childhood Dream. A Horse Is An Adulthood Treasure.
- A Precious, Mouldering Pleasure It Is, To Meet An Antique Book, In Just The Dress His Century Wore; A Privilege I Think
- A Pretty Penny
- A Product Of The Untalented Sold By The Unprincipled To The Utterly Bewildered
- A Purple Dress, Eating Grapes, Lilacs – I Love Purple
- A Rabbit Is Never Caught Twice In The Same Place
- A Rabbit’s Foot May Bring Good Luck To You, But It Brought None To The Rabbit
- A Red Rose Peeping Through A White? Or Else A Cherry (Double Graced) Within A Lily? Centre Placed? Or Ever Marked The Pretty Beam, A Strawberry Shows, Half Drowned In Cream? Or Seen Rich Rubies Blushing Through A Pure Smooth Pearl, And Orient Too? So Like
- A River Runs Through It
- A Royal Commission Is A Broody Hen Sitting On A China Egg
- A Sailor's Joys Are As Simple As A Child's
- A Sexy Guy And A Monkey Is How Some People Saw Us
- A Single Blow Of A Blacksmith Is Equal To A Hundred Blows Of A Goldsmith
- A Single Glass Of Champagne Imparts A Feeling Of Exhilaration. The Nerves Are Braced; The Imagination Is Stirred, The Wits Become More Nimble.
- A Slimy, Gobby Shellfish Which Civilization Gives Men The Hardihood To Eat Without Removing Its Entrails!
- A Sly Rabbit Will Have Three Openings To Its Den
- A Small Craft In An Ocean Is, Or Should Be, A Benevolent Dictatorship
- A Small Snake Grows Into A Big Snake
- A Small Speckled Visitor Wearing A Crimson Cape, Brighter Than A Cherry, Smaller Than A Grape. A Polka Dotted Someone, Walking On My Wall, A Black Hooded Lady In A Scarlet Shawl.
- A Snake Was Never Called By Its Name At Night, Because It Would Hear. It Was Called A String
- A Soft Farewell
- A Speckled Spectacle Of Spring
- A Stealthy Ninja Monkey She Was Not
- A Stick Becomes A Flute When It's Loved
- A Stubborn Horse Walks Behind You, An Impatient Horse Walks In Front Of You, But A Noble Companion Walks Beside You
- A Successful Marriage Requires Falling In Love Many Times, Always With The Same Person
- A Superb Tenor Voice, Like A Silver Trumpet Muffled In Silk
- A Superior Man Is Modest In His Speech, But Exceeds In His Actions
- A Swarm Of Bees In May Is Worth A Load Of Hay, But A Swarm In July Is Not Worth A Fly
- A Team Is A Fist - Not Five Fingers
- A Thick Skin Is A Gift From God
- A Thing May Be Too Sad To Be Believed Or Too Wicked To Be Believed Or Too Good To Be Believed; But It Cannot Be Too Absurd To Be Believed In This Planet Of Frogs And Elephants, Of Crocodiles And Cuttle-Fish
- A Thing That Has Always Baffled Me About Women Is That They Will Saturate Themselves With A Pint Of Perfume, A Pound Of Sachet Powder, An Evil-Smelling Lip Rouge, A Peculiar-Smelling Hair Ointment And A Half-Dozen Varieties Of Body Oils, And Then Have The
- A Tiger Does Not Shout Its Tigritude, It Acts
- A Tiger Never Loses Sleep Over The Opinion Of Sheep
- A Tiny Dot To Dot Delight
- A Ton Of Money
- A Tree With Strong Roots Can Withstand The Most Violent Storm, But The Tree Can’t Grow Roots Just As The Storm Appears On The Horizon
- A Trophy Carries Dust. Memories Last Forever. (Men)
- A Trophy Carries Dust. Memories Last Forever. (Women)
- A Trout Is A Moment Of Beauty Known Only To Those Who Seek It
- A Vacation Is Having Nothing To Do And All Day To Do It In
- A Vampire, Like A Lady, Never Reveals His True Age
- A Waffle Is Like A Pancake With A Syrup Trap
- A Warm Smile Is The Universal Language Of Kindness
- A Well Packed Question Carries Its Answer On Its Back As A Snail Carries Its Shell
- A Well Spent Day Brings Happy Sleep
- A Wet Blanket (Not)
- A Whale Of A Time
- A Whale Out Of Water Is Over Run By Ants
- A Wild And Crazy Weekend Involves Sitting On The Front Porch, Smoking A Cigar, Reading A Book
- A Wild Child
- A Wise Duck Takes Care Of Its Bill
- A Wise Fisherman Always Casts His Net On Both Sides Of The Boat
- A Woman Is Just A Script, But A Cigar Is A Motion Picture
- A Woman Is Only A Woman, But A Good Cigar Is A Smoke
- A Woman Who Cuts Her Hair Is About To Change Her Life
- A Woman Without Breasts Is Like A Bed Without Pillows
- A Wonderful Bird Is A Pelican, His Bill Will Hold More Than His Belican. He Can Take In His Beak Food Enough For A Week; But I'm Damned If I See How The Helican.
- A Year From Now You Will Wish You Had Started Today
- A Zebra Does Not Change Its Spots
- A-1 Makes Hamburgers Taste Like Steakburgers
- Ability Is A Poor Man's Wealth
- Abstract Art Has Helped Us To Experience The Emotional Power Inherent In Pure Form
- Abstract Art Is A Creative Interplay Between The Conscious And The Unconscious, With The Conscious Mind Making All The Final Decisions And In Control Throughout
- Abstract Art Is A Fundamental Distrust Of The Theory Of Reality Concocted By The Eyes
- Abstract Art Is Uniquely Modern. It Is A Fundamentally Romantic Response To Modern Life - Rebellious, Individualistic, Unconventional, Sensitive, Irritable
- Abstract Art No More Exists Than Does Curved Art Yellow Art Or Green Art
- Abstract Art Places A New World, Which On The Surface Has Nothing To Do With ‘Reality,' Next To The ‘Real' World
- Abstract Art Was The Equivalent Of Poetic Expression; I Didn’t Need To Use Words, But Colors And Lines. I Didn’t Need To Belong To A Language-Oriented Culture But To An Open Form Of Expression.
- Abstract Art: A Product Of The Untalented Sold By The Unprincipled To The Utterly Bewildered
- Abstract Ideas Are The Patterns Two Or More Memories Have In Common
- Abstract Painting Is Abstract. It Confronts You.
- Abstract Painting Leaves Behind The “Skin" Of Nature, But Not Its Laws
- Abstraction Allows Man To See With His Mind What He Cannot See Physically With His Eyes
- Abstraction Forces You To Reach The Highest Level Of The Basics
- Abstraction Generally Involves Implication, Suggestion And Mystery, Rather Than Obvious Description
- Abstraction Is One Of The Greatest Visionary Tools Ever Invented By Human Beings To Imagine, Decipher, And Depict The World
- Abstraction Is Real, Probably More Real Than Nature
- Accordion, noun: An Instrument In Harmony With The Sentiments Of An Assassin
- Ace
- Ace In The Hole
- Aces Are Larger Than Life And Greater Than Mountains
- Across The Moor To Wicken Fen Where Brume Swallows All
- Act The Fool, Play The Calf, And You'll Always Have The Last Laugh
- Actors Life For Me
- Addicted
- Adolescence Is Just One Big Walking Pimple
- Adventure Is Out There
- Adversity Causes Some Men To Break; Others To Break Records
- Adversity Causes Some To Break; Others To Break Records
- Advertising: The Best Ads Combine The Passion Of Patton And The Cunning Of Rommel
- Aerodynamically, The Bumble Bee Shouldn't Be Able To Fly
- Affairs Of The Heart
- Aficionado My Ass...i Just Love To Smoke Cigars
- Afraid? Me? A Man Who’s Licked His Weight In Wild Caterpillars?
- After A Good Dinner One Can Forgive Anybody, Even One's Own Relatives
- After A Storm Comes A Calm
- After A While, Crocodile
- After Eating, Do Amphibians Need To Wait An Hour Before Getting Out Of The Water?
- After One Look At This Planet Any Visitor From Outer Space Would Say I Want To See The Manager
- After Party
- Again I Tell You, It Is Easier For A Camel To Go Through The Eye Of A Needle Than For A Rich Man To Enter The Kingdom Of Heaven
- Age Does Not Protect You From Love. But Love, To Some Extent, Protects You From Age.
- Age Is A Case Of Mind Over Matter. If You Don't Mind, It Don't Matter.
- Age Is A High Price To Pay For Maturity
- Aggression In Bears Can Be And Often Is A Stepping Stone To Friendship
- Aggro
- Agility Within And Of Itself Is A Strategy
- Aging Seems To Be The Only Available Way To Live A Long Life
- Ah! How I Miss The Swamp Air, The Aroma Of Grass, A Whisper Of Manure And Just A Pinch Of Humidity
- Ah, Brilliant pheasants! And Ah, Ye Poachers! Tis No Sport For Peasants.
- Ahoy There
- Albatross
- Alice: How Long Is Forever? White Rabbit: Sometimes, Just One Second.
- Alive Or Undead, The Love Of My Life Was A Badass
- Alive, Alive, I Wanna Get Up And Jive, Wanna Wreck My Stockings In Some Jukebox Dive
- All Art Is An Abstraction To Some Degree
- All Art Is Autobiographical; The Pearl Is The Oyster's Autobiography
- All Ears
- All Fish Species That Are Prey To The Sharks Have Had Their Behavior, Their Speed, Their Camouflage, Their Defense Mechanisms Molded By The Shark
- All Great Achievements Require Time
- All Great Change In America Begins At The Dinner Table
- All Guns Blazing
- All Hands On Deck
- All Heart
- All His Life He Tried To Be A Good Person. Many Times, However, He Failed. For After All, He Was Only Human. He Wasn’t A Dog.
- All Hockey Players Are Bilingual. They Know English And Profanity.
- All I Ask Is A Tall Ship And A Star To Sail Her By
- All I Know Is, It Is Better To Be The Whale Than The Squid
- All I Wanted To Do Was Get Back To Africa. We Had Not Left It, Yet, But When I Would Wake In The Night I Would Lie, Listening, Homesick For It Already
- All Kings Is Mostly Rapscallions, As Fur As I Can Make Out
- All My Life Through, The New Sights Of Nature Made Me Rejoice Like A Child
- All My Life Through, The New Sights Of Nature Made Me Rejoice Like A Child II
- All Of Them Hope That The Storm Will Pass Before Their Turn Comes To Be Devoured. But I Fear - I Fear Greatly - The Storm Will Not Pass. It Will Rage And It Will Roar, Even More Loudly, Even More Widely.
- All Of Us Distant And Distrustful Cousins
- All One Has To Do Is Hit The Right Keys At The Right Time And The Instrument Plays Itself
- All Painting, No Matter What You Are Painting, Is Abstract In That It’s Got To Be Organized
- All Shook Up
- All Summer Long We Spent Dancin In The Sand, And The Jukebox Kept On Playing Sergeant Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band
- All That I Am, Or Hope To Be, I Owe To My Angel Mother
- All That Music And Only Two Feet
- All That The Spider Needs To Complete Its Web Is Step Taking
- All That You Are Is All That I'll Ever Need
- All The Earth Colours Of The Painter's Palette Are Out There In The Many Miles Of Badlands
- All The Flowers Of Tomorrows Are The Seeds Of Today
- All The Fun Of The Fair
- All The Great Things Are Simple, And Many Can Be Expressed In A Single Word: Freedom, Justice, Honor, Duty, Mercy, Hope
- All The Physical Comes From The Mental (Men)
- All The Physical Comes From The Mental (Women)
- All The Pictures On The Walls, They All White As Lilies And Smiling Like Alligators
- All The Rights Secured To The Citizens Under The Constitution Are Worth Nothing, And A Mere Bubble, Except Guaranteed To Them By An Independent And Virtuous Judiciary
- All The Way Burger
- All The World Loves A Clown
- All Those Girls Are Cake...I'm Cream Brûlée
- All Those Who Believe In Psychokinesis - Raise My Hand
- All Too Often, The Rabbit Hole Is As Deep As You Have Dug It
- All Tuckered Out
- All Wear The Corals, Rich And Poor, They Raise Those Below And Adorn Those Above
- All You Can Eat Breakfast
- All You Need Is A Good Dose Of Vitamin Sea
- All You Need Is A Pool Table, Beer, An Electric Jukebox And Good Conversation
- All You Need Is Love
- All You Need Is Love, And A Dog
- All You Need Is Pancakes. Pancakes Are All You Need.
- Alley Oop
- Along for the Ride
- Along Loch Studded Moorland Bogs And Runnels And O’er The Highland Pass Antennae Alert I'll Twist The Wind To Feed My Bonny Lass
- Alpacas Are Wooly Cool
- Alternative Medicine Yoga
- Always Ask For What You Want, Because The Worst Thing That Can Happen Is Embarrassment But The Best Thing That Can Happen Is Nudity
- Always Be Yourself, Unless You Can Be A Pirate. Then Always Be A Pirate.
- Always Carry A Flagon Of Whiskey In Case Of Snakebite And Furthermore Always Carry A Small Snake
- Always Carry A Tennis Ball
- Always Drink Upstream From The Herd
- Always Respect Mother Nature. Especially When She Weighs 400 Pounds And Is Guarding Her Baby.
- Always Rooting For You
- Always Take A Good Look At What You're About To Eat. It's Not So Important To Know What It Is, But It's Sure Crucial To Know What It Was.
- Always Write Angry Letters To Your Enemies. Never Mail Them.
- Ambush
- America Is A Land Of Opportunity, And Don't Ever Forget It
- America Is The Only Country That Went From Barbarism To Decadence Without Civilization In Between
- America Is The Spirit Of Human Exploration Distilled
- America Loves Burgers
- America Still Has The Right Stuff To Thrive. We Still Have The Most Creative, Diverse, Innovative Culture And Open Society - In A World Where The Ability To Imagine And Generate New Ideas With Speed And To Implement Them Through Global Collaboration Is Th
- America's Future Will Be Determined By The Home And The School. The Child Becomes Largely What He Is Taught; Hence We Must Watch What We Teach, And How We Live.
- Americana
- Amped
- Amphibians — The Word Comes From The Greek Meaning Double Life
- Ample Bosom
- Ample Proportions
- An Agnostic Is An Atheist Without The Courage Of His Convictions
- An All Nighter
- An Antique Is Anything Old With Class
- An Appeaser Is One Who Feeds A Crocodile, Hoping It Will Eat Him Last
- An Apple A Day
- An Archer That Shoots Badly Has A Lie Ready
- An Arm And A Leg
- An Army Of Asses Led By A Lion Is Vastly Superior To An Army Of Lions Led By An Ass
- An Artist Is Like A Pig Snouting Truffles
- An Artist Is Not Paid For His Labor But For His Vision
- An Election Is Coming. Universal Peace Is Declared And The Foxes Have A Sincere Interest In Prolonging The Lives Of The Poultry.
- An Elephant: A Mouse Built To Government Specifications
- An Infallible Method Of Conciliating A Tiger Is To Allow Oneself To Be Devoured
- An Injured Lion Still Wants To Roar
- An Oppressive Government Is More To Be Feared Than A Tiger
- An Ounce Of Breast Milk Is Even More Potent Than The Finest Tequila
- An Ugly Baby Is A Very Nasty Object - And The Prettiest Is Frightful
- An Untrampled Scorpion Troubles No One
- An Unwilling Crab Never Gets Fat
- Analog For Fatness And Warmth
- And All Your Future Lies Beneath Your Hat
- And In The End, It’s Not The Years In Your Life That Count. It’s The Life In Your Years.
- And Now Come To This Spot Where The Spotlight Is Hot
- And Now For Something Completely Different...
- And One Rose In A Tent Of Sea And Gave A Darkening Shudder; Water Fell Away; The Whale Stood Shining, And Then Sank In Spray
- And Remember That Two Legged Tigers And Crocodiles Are More Dangerous Than The Others
- And The Band Played On
- And The Clothes That Were Draped Was All That Told Man From Ape
- And The Forest Perfume Trees And Earth. It’s Like Incense In A Shrine. You Fall Into A State Of Prayer.
- And The Red Hair's No Lie
- And The Smith His Iron Measures Hammered To The Anvil’s Chime; Thanking God, Whose Boundless Wisdom Makes The Flowers Of Poesy Bloom; In The Forge’s Dust And Cinders, In The Tissues Of The Loom
- And The Winds And The Waves Are Always On The Side Of The Ablest Navigators
- And Then There’s The Most Dangerous Risk Of All – The Risk Of Spending Your Life Not Doing What You Want, On The Gamble That You Can Buy The Freedom To Do It Later
- And To The Ocean I Go, To Lose My Mind And Find My Soul
- And When It Rains On Your Parade, Look Up Rather Than Down. Without The Rain, There Would Be No Rainbow.
- And You'll See In The Spotlight A Juggling Jott Who Can Juggle Some Stuff You Might Think He Could Not
- Angels Descending, Bring From Above, Echoes Of Mercy, Whispers Of Love
- Anger Is A Great Force. If You Control It, It Can Be Transmuted Into A Power Which Can Move The Whole World.
- Anger Is An Acid That Can Do More Harm To The Vessel In Which It Is Stored Than To Anything On Which It Is Poured
- Angling Is A Way Of Calming The Soul And Setting The Spirit Free
- Angling Is Extremely Time Consuming. That’s Sort Of The Whole Point.
- Angling May Be Said To Be So Like The Mathematics That It Can Never Be Fully Learned
- Animal Human Facial Expressions
- Animal Wearing Hat
- Animals Are Such Agreeable Friends - They Ask No Questions; They Pass No Criticisms
- Another Round
- Ante Up
- Antique Relics Of Times Gone By
- Antsy
- Any Cigar Smoker Is A Friend, Because I Know How He Feels
- Any Combining, Mixing, Adding, Diluting, Exploiting, Vulgarizing, Or Popularizing Of Abstract Art Deprives Art Of Its Essence And Depraves The Artist's Artistic Consciousness. Art Is Free, But It Is Not A Free-For-All.
- Any Cowboy Can Carry A Tune, But A Challenge Comes When He Tries To Unload It
- Any Damn Fool Can Navigate The World Sober. It Takes A Really Good Sailor To Do It Drunk.
- Any Faith That Admires Truth, That Strives To Know God, Must Be Brave Enough To Accommodate The Universe
- Any Foolish Boy Can Stamp On A Beetle, But All The Professors In The World Cannot Make A Beetle
- Any Way You Slice It
- Anyone Can Be A Fisherman In May
- Anyone Can Be Confident With A Full Head Of Hair. But A Confident Bald Man – There’s Your Diamond In The Rough
- Anyone Can Hold The Helm When The Sea Is Calm
- Anyone Who Thinks Heaven Is Not Hot Water Behind A Locked Door Has Forgotten What It Means To Live
- Anything Which May Explode At Any Minute Is Clearly A Girl
- Anytime You See A Turtle Up On Top Of A Fence Post, You Know He Had Some Help
- An Angelfish Priestess In Anemone Drag Sat On A Post And Wished That She Were A Conch Man
- Apes Beat Their Chests So They Don't Have To Fight 24 Hours A Day
- Apish Behavior
- Apple A Day
- Apples to Oranges
- Après-Ski
- Arse
- Art Can Only Be Great If It Relates Directly To Cosmic Laws And Is Subordinated To Them
- Art Enables Us To Find Ourselves And Lose Ourselves At The Same Time
- Art Has A Voice - Let It Speak
- Art Is A Lie That Makes Us Realize Truth
- Art Is A Line Around Your Thoughts
- Art Is Free, But It Is Not A Free-For-All
- Art Is Never Finished, Only Abandoned
- Art Is Never Finished, Only Abandoned II
- Art Is The Daughter Of Freedom
- Art Is The Only Way To Run Away Without Leaving Home
- Art Is The Skin Of The Soul
- Art Is The Stored Honey Of The Human Soul
- Art Is What You Can Get Away With
- Art Washes Away From The Soul The Dust Of Everyday Life
- Art, Freedom And Creativity Will Change Society Faster Than Politics
- Arts & Crafts
- As A Breastfeeding Mother You Are Basically Just Meals On Wheels
- As A Camel Beareth Labour, And Heat, And Hunger, And Thirst, Through Deserts Of Sand, And Fainteth Not; So The Fortitude Of A Man Shall Sustain Him Through All Perils
- As A Diver You Are Weightless And Can Move In All Directions
- As A Well Spent Day Brings Happy Sleep, So A Life Well Spent Brings Happy Death
- As Boring As A Wet Weekend In Wigan
- As Flat As A Pancake
- As For Being A Little Bunny That Never Says A Word, That Is Truly The Opposite Of Me
- As For Butter Versus Margarine, I Trust Cows More Than Chemists
- As For The Piano, The Faster Her Fingers Flew Over It, The More He Marveled
- As I Lie In Bed I Assume The Shape Of A Big Beetle, A Stag Beetle Or A Cockchafer
- As If There Were No Tomorrow (Party)
- As In Your Dreams, You Are Flying
- As Long As I Have Teeth, I'll Keep Playing
- As Long As Men Are Free To Ask What They Must, Free To Say What They Think, Free To Think What They Will, Freedom Can Never Be Lost And Science Can Never Regress
- As Nice As Ninepence
- As Skinny As A Rail
- As Slow As A Snail
- As Soon As I Touched The Mic, I Knew That's What I Would Do For The Rest Of My Life
- As The Sea Crab Swimmeth Always Against The Stream, So Doth Wit Always Against Wisdom
- As The Sea Shapes Discarded Shards Into Beautiful Sea Glass, Life's Challenges Mold Us Into Stronger, Wiser Beings
- As Tight As A Drum
- As Timid As A Rabbit
- As To Hanging, It Is No Great Hardship. For Were It Not For That, Every Cowardly Fellow Would Turn Pirate And So Unfit The Sea, That Men Of Courage Must Starve.
- As We Run, We Become
- Ask Not What Your Country Can Do For You, But What You Can Do For Your Country
- Asleep At The Switch
- Assault With A Deadly Weapon
- Astronomy Compels The Soul To Look Upwards And Leads Us From This World To Another
- At Every Party There Are Two Kinds Of People - Those Who Want To Go Home And Those Who Don’t. The Trouble Is, They Are Usually Married To Each Other.
- At Home A Friend Will Ask, Been Bird Hunting? You Will Say That You Have, And When He Asks, Have Any Luck? You Will Think Of What You Have Held In Your Heart Instead Of Your Hand, And Then Answer That You Certainly Did – Without A Doubt.
- At One Side Of The Palette There Is White, At The Other Black; And Neither Is Ever Used Neat.
- At The Beach - Time You Enjoyed Wasting, Is Not Wasted
- At The End Of A Gun
- At The End Of The Day, You're Just Phonograph Records
- At The Heart Of It
- At The Round Earth's Imagined Corners, Blow Your Trumpets, Angels
- At The Top Of The Mountain We Are All Snow Leopards
- At The Touch Of Love Everyone Becomes A Poet
- At The Typewriter You Find Out Who You Are
- At Twenty Years Of Age, The Will Reigns; At Thirty, The Wit; And At Forty, The Judgement
- At What Point Then Is The Approach Of Danger To Be Expected? I Answer, If It Ever Reach Us, It Must Spring Up Amongst Us. It Cannot Come From Abroad. If Destruction Be Our Lot, We Must Ourselves Be Its Author And Finisher. As A Nation Of Freemen, We Must
- Attack
- Au Naturel
- Avast!
- Aw, Phooey!
- Aye
- B Ball
- Baby Booty, Juicy Fruity, Truck Stop Cutie, Road Side Beauty, I'm In Love With You
- Baby Bump
- Baby Needs A New Pair Of Shoes
- Bacchanalia
- Back Off
- Back On Ones Feet
- Backcountry
- Backside
- Bad Break
- Bad Egg
- Bad Hair Day
- Bageled
- Ballet Is A Dance Executed By The Human Soul
- Ballet Is A Framed Painting With Legs
- Bananas
- Band On The Run
- Bandha
- Bang
- Bang Bang
- Banjo On My Knee
- Bankroll
- Bare Ones Heart
- Barney
- Bash
- Basically We're A Bunch Of Conceited Apes
- Bass Players Are Always The Intellectual Kind, But Nobody Knows It
- Bat In The Cave
- Bath Twice A Day To Be Really Clean, Once A Day To Be Passably Clean, Once A Week To Avoid Being A Public Menace
- Batten Down The Hatches
- Batty
- BBQ
- Be A Flamingo In A Flock Of Pigeons
- Be An Electric Eel In A Goldfish Pond!
- Be As A Bird Perched On A Frail Branch That She Feels Bending Beneath Her, Still She Sings Away All The Same, Knowing She Has Wings
- Be As Thin As A Stick
- Be Brave And Go On An Adventure
- Be Brave As Your Fathers Before You
- Be Brave, Little Bunny. Take A Chance.
- Be Cautious Of Bears At All Times, Even When Being Mauled By A Tiger
- Be Classy. Anything But Trashy.
- Be Halfhearted
- Be In Somebodys Shoes
- Be Kind With What You Wordlessly Say
- Be Like A Duck. Calm On The Surface, But Always Paddling Like The Dickens Underneath.
- Be Magnificent As The Leopard, Fight To Win
- Be Motivated Like The Falcon, Hunt Gloriously. Be Magnificent As The Leopard, Fight To Win. Spend Less Time With Nightingales And Peacocks. One Is All Talk, The Other Only Color.
- Be So Good They Can't Ignore You
- Be Somebody Nobody Thought You Could Be
- Be The Person Your Dog Thinks You Are
- Be Thou The Rainbow In The Storms Of Life. The Evening Beam That Smiles The Clouds Away, And Tints Tomorrow With Prophetic Ray.
- Be Thou The Rainbow In The Storms Of Life. The Evening Beam That Smiles The Clouds Away, And Tints Tomorrow With Prophetic Ray. II
- Be Thou The Rainbow In The Storms Of Life. The Evening Beam That Smiles The Clouds Away, And Tints Tomorrow With Prophetic Ray. III
- Be Tickled Pink
- Be Who You Are And Say What You Feel Because Those Who Mind Don’t Matter And Those Who Matter Don’t Mind
- Beach Bum
- Beach Bum Surfer
- Beach Glass Glass Is The Ultimate Survivor
- Beach Please
- Beach To You It
- Beak
- Beanpole
- Bearcat
- Bears Are Very Nice, As Long As You Are Nice To Them
- Beat Someone To The Punch
- Beat The Band
- Beat The Drum
- Beautiful Eyes
- Beauty Amplified
- Beauty In The Water, Angel On The Beach
- Beauty Is A Sign Of Intelligence
- Beauty Is A Type Of Art Everyone Is Trying To Perfect, But No One Realizes It's Abstract Art
- Beauty Is Only Skin Deep
- Beauty Lies In The Depth Of A Character. The Ocean Might Be Pretty, But The Coral Reef Is Magnificent And Beautiful.
- Beauty Sleep
- Beauty: Smile On The Face Or Innocence On The Face Is As Attractive As Beauty On The Face
- Because There Is Such A Law As Gravity, The Universe Can And Will Create Itself From Nothing
- Bed & Breakfast
- Bedroom Eyes
- Bee In The Bonnet
- Beer Belly
- Beer Is Proof That Good Loves Us
- Beer Me
- Before You Start Pointing Fingers, Make Sure Your Hands Are Clean
- Before, I Could Only Guess Of Who I Was. Now, Thanks To My Art, I Know Who I Am.
- Behind The Back
- Behold The Turtle. He Makes Progress Only When He Sticks His Neck Out.
- Behold The Zebra On The Plains, And Shudder At His Mighty Manes!
- Being A Princess Isn't All It's Cracked Up To Be
- Being Late Pregnant
- Being Pregnant Was The Healthiest I’ve Ever Been In My Life
- Being Such Wonderfully Uncomplicated Beings, They Need Us To Do Their Worrying
- Being Toast
- Believe You Can And You’re Halfway There
- Below The Belt
- Bend Over Backwards
- Bend Someones Ear
- Bender
- Beside My Fashion Sense, I Play A Mean Harmonica
- Bet Your Bottom Dollar
- Better Half A Donkey Than Half A Camel
- Better Is Old Wine Than New, And Old Friends Like Wise
- Better Not Pout
- Better To Live One Year As A Tiger, Than A Hundred As Sheep
- Between The Devil And The Deep Blue Sea
- Bewildered Is The Fox Who Lives To Find That Grapes Beyond Reach Can Be Really Sour
- Beyond A Doubt Truth Bears The Same Relation To Falsehood As Light To Darkness
- Big Apple
- Big Boned
- Big Ears
- Big Eyes
- Big Flies Break The Spider Web
- Big Guns
- Big Kahuna
- Big Occasion
- Big Pot
- Big Shot
- Bikinis, Zucchinis, Martinis. No Weenies.
- Bill Has Three Goldfish. He Buys Two More. How Many Dogs Live In London?
- Bill Me
- Billiards And Boxing, It's All Angles
- Binge
- Birdie
- Birds Fly Over The Rainbow Why Then, Oh, Why Can't I?
- Birds Sing After A Storm; Why Shouldn’t People Feel As Free To Delight In Whatever Sunlight Remains To Them?
- Birds Sing, Wolves Howl, Crickets Chirp
- Birl
- Birthday Suit
- Birthdays Are Nature’s Way Of Telling Us To Eat More Cake
- Bite The Bullet
- Bite Your Lip
- Bite Your Tongue
- Black Ops
- Blast It (The Stereo)
- Blaze Away At
- Bleeding Heart
- Blessed Are The Peacekeepers
- Blind As A Bat
- Block Party
- Bloom Where You Are Planted
- Blow Your Own Trumpet
- Blowing Smoke
- Blowing Stack
- Blowing Zs
- Blown Cover
- Blowout
- Blue
- Blue Blood
- Blue Bottle
- Blue Notes
- Blue Wave
- Blueprint For Success
- Boat Is Nothing Without Water And Man Without His Dreams!
- Bobby
- Body & Mind
- Bogey
- Bombarded
- Bomber
- Bond James Bond
- Boob Job
- Boogey Down
- Book 'Em Danno
- Boom
- Booty Call
- Bored Stiff
- Born to Swim
- Bouquet of Flowers
- Bow & Arrow
- Bowl Of Cereal
- Boxed In
- Boy Scouts And Vampire Slayers Should Always Be Prepared
- Boy, Noun: A Noise With Dirt On It
- Boys Annoyed Her. Girls Annoyed Her. She Should Have Been A Cat.
- Boys Are Beyond The Range Of Anybody's Sure Understanding, At Least When They Are Between The Ages Of 18 Months And 90 Years
- Boys In Blue
- Boys Just Aren't Very Good At Being Afraid
- Boys Like A Little More Booty To Hold At Night
- Boys Will Be Boys
- Bravery Is Being Scared To Death And Saddling Up Anyway
- Bread
- Bread And Butter
- Breadwinner
- Break A Leg
- Break Bread
- Break Ones Back
- Break Someones Heart
- Break Windows, Smoke Cigars, And Stay Up Late. Tell Em To Do That, They'll Find A Little Pot Of Gold
- Breakfast Of Champions
- Breakfast Of Champions Cereal
- Breast Milk Is Better Than Any Udder Milk
- Breathe In Strength And Breathe Out Weakness
- Breathing Becomes A Rhythmic Melody Of Inhalations And Exhalations
- Brewski
- Bring A Vampire Around, People Start Discovering Religion
- Bring It
- Bring The Pure Wine Of Love And Freedom. But Sir, A Tornado Is Coming. More Wine, We'll Teach This Storm A Thing Or Two About Whirling.
- Broad In The Beam
- Brogans
- Brown Bread
- Bruiser
- Brush Your Hair Until It Snaps With Electricity
- Brush Your Messy Hair, Embrace A Bun, And Take On The World
- Bubba Shot The Jukebox Last Night, Said It Played A Sad Song And Made Him Cry
- Bubble Gum Bubble
- Bubbles Are Always New; You Just Can't Find An Old Bubble
- Buck Naked
- Buffalo Butt
- Bug Eyed
- Build A Bridge By Extending Your Hand
- Bulging At The Seams
- Bulldogs Have Been Known To Fall On Their Swords When Confronted By My Superior Tenacity
- Bun In The Oven
- Bundle Of Money
- Bunny
- Burger
- Burn The Candle At Both Ends
- Burning Mad
- Burnt Beans
- Bushed (Woman)
- Busted
- Busy As A One Legged Man In An Ass Kicking Contest
- Busy Bee
- But If You Want To Change The World, Don't Be Afraid Of The Circuses
- Butt Sprung
- Butterflies Are Nature’s Angels. They Remind Us What A Gift It Is To Be Alive.
- Butterflies, And Zebras, And Moonbeams, And Fairy Tales That’s All She Ever Thinks About Riding With The Wind
- Button Your Lip
- Buying Spree
- Buzz Me
- By Blood A King, In Heart A Clown
- By Common Sense Gray Hairs Are A Crown Of Glory; The Only Object Of Respect That Can Never Excite Envy
- By Doing What You Love, You Inspire And Awaken The Hearts Of Others
- By My Estimation, Dating Was 1 Percent Confidence And 99 Percent Troubleshooting
- By Opening Doors To Tomorrow They Secured A Place In Yesterday
- By Perseverance The Snail Reached The Ark
- Call Me
- Call Your Bluff
- Called By The Sirens And Followed By An Albatross
- Calling Fly Fishing A Hobby Is Like Calling Brain Surgery A Job
- Candy is Dandy
- Candyass
- Cannon Fodder
- Capture One's Heart
- Car Design
- Cards
- Cards Stacked Against You
- Caricature Is Rough Truth
- Carousal
- Carpe Diem Does Not Mean Fish Of The Day
- Carry On Camel
- Carving Is Easy, You Just Go Down To The Skin And Stop
- Cash
- Cash On The Nail
- Cast Off
- Cast One's Bread Upon The Waters
- Cat Got Your Tongue
- Catch A Wave
- Catch The Life With The Agility Of A Dog Trying To Get A Hold Of The Flying Frisbee!
- Catching Some Zs
- Caterpillars Can Fly, If They Just Lighten Up
- Catgut Scraper
- Cats Are A Mysterious Kind Of Folk
- Cats Are Connoisseurs Of Comfort
- Cats Are Inquisitive, But Hate To Admit It
- Cats Are Intended To Teach Us That Not Everything In Nature Has A Purpose
- Cats Are Only Human; They Have Their Faults
- Cats Can Work Out Mathematically The Exact Place To Sit That Will Cause The Most Inconvenience
- Cats Speak Only To Those Who Know How To Listen
- Caution: Mama Bear On Duty!
- Caviar Is To Dining What A Sable Coat Is To A Girl In Evening Dress
- Caws Pobi
- Celebration Happens When The Mind Unites With The Spirit
- Celebration Is The Hymn And Sacred Dance
- Cerveza
- Chalk It Up To
- Chameleon Like
- Champagne Tastes
- Champions Emerge From A Combination Of Luck, Hard Work, And Heartache
- Champions Keep Playing Until They Get It Right
- Champions Keep Playing Until They Get It Right (Female Only)
- Change Is Like Putting Lipstick On A Bulldog. The Bulldog's Appearance Hasn't Improved, But Now It's Really Angry.
- Character Shows Up Best When Tested
- Cheap Shot
- Cheese On Toast
- Cherry
- Chess Is A School Of Silence
- Chewing Gum
- Chic
- Chic (Hat Woman)
- Chicago Blues
- Chicks Dig A Man In A Kilt
- Children Are Great Imitators, So Give Them Something Great To Imitate
- Children Are The Anchors That Hold A Mother To Life
- Children Are The Hands By Which We Take Hold Of Heaven
- Children Have Neither Past Nor Future. They Enjoy The Present, Which Very Few Of Us Do.
- Children Learn More From What You Are Than What You Teach
- Children Make You Want To Start Life Over
- Children Should Never Have Baths, My Grandmother Said. It's A Dangerous Habit.
- Chocolate Cake Into Muscle
- Choose Your Weapon
- Christmas In The Heart Puts Christmas In The Air
- Cigars Served Me For Precisely Fifty Years As Protection And A Weapon In The Combat Of Life... I Owe To The Cigar A Great Intensification Of My Capacity To Work And A Facilitation Of My Self-Control.
- Cinderella Is Proof That A New Pair Of Shoes Can Change Your Life
- Circus
- Claiming There Is No Other Life In The Universe Is Like Scooping Up Some Water, Looking At The Cup And Claiming There Are No Whales In The Ocean
- Clambake
- Class Yoga
- Clean Break
- Cleaning The House With A Toddler Is Like Trying To Rake Leaves During A Tornado
- Clear Eyed
- Clear Your Mind Of Can’t
- Clever Bears Think Of Everything
- Climb Up The Family Tree High Enough And You’ll Find A Commoner Who Dared To Take A Chance
- Close To One's Heart
- Clothes Mean Nothing Until Someone Lives In Them
- Clowns Are The Pegs On Which The Circus Is Hung
- Clowns To The Left Of Me, Jokers To The Right, Here I Am
- Co Co Rico
- Cockel Doodle Doo
- Coconuts
- Coif
- Coin Coinage
- Cold One
- Cold Pizza Is A Perfect Breakfast, With Lots Of Salt
- Color Is Like Music
- Colored Pencils
- Come
- Come About
- Come In, She Said, I’ll Give Ya Shelter From The Storm
- Coming Out Ones Ears
- Communicating With A Toddler Is Difficult. It’s Like Trying To Explain What Color Number 4 Smells Like.
- Concentrate Your Energies, Your Thoughts And Your Capital. The Wise Man Puts All His Eggs In One Basket And Watches The Basket.
- Conch! Conch! Shouted Jack
- Conformity Is The Ape Of Harmony
- Conk
- Continental Breakfast
- Cooking
- Cooking Is Like Love. It Should Be Entered Into With Abandon Or Not At All.
- Cool Ones Heels
- Count Your Age By Friends, Not Years. Count Your Life By Smiles, Not Tears.
- Country Blues
- Courage Doesn’t Always Roar
- Courage Is Being Scared To Death But Saddling Up Anyway
- Cows Are A Lot Smarter Across The Board Than Bulls
- Crab Is Like, If I'm Gonna Die, We All Gonna Die. I Admire That.
- Craft Is Part Of The Creative Process
- Crafting Is A Way To Make Something Out Of Nothing
- Crank It Up
- Crayons
- Creativity Is A Wild Mind And A Disciplined Eye
- Creativity Is Allowing Yourself To Make Mistakes. Art Is Knowing Which Ones To Keep.
- Creativity Is Intelligence Having Fun
- Creativity Is Inventing, Experimenting, Growing, Taking Risks, Breaking Rules, Making Mistakes, And Having Fun
- Creativity Is Magic. Don’t Examine It Too Closely.
- Creativity Is Piercing The Mundane To Find The Marvelous
- Creativity Takes Courage
- Crick In One's Back
- Cricket
- Crikey Means Gee Whiz, Wow!
- Crocodile Tears
- Crocodiles Are Easy. They Try To Kill And Eat You. People Are Harder. Sometimes They Pretend To Be Your Friend First.
- Crocodiles Have A Smile I've Seen On The Face Of Every Lawyer I've Ever Met
- Croque Monsieur
- Cross Your Heart And Hope To Die
- Cry Baby
- Cuppa Joe
- Cuppa Tea
- Curiosity Killed The Cat
- Cut Bait
- Cute As A Bug
- Cutie Pie
- Cutie Pie II
- Cycling
- Dagwood Sandwich
- Damn My Blood, I Am Sorry They Won't Let You Have Your Sloop Again, For I Scorn To Do Anyone A Mischief, When It Is Not For My Advantage
- Damn Ye Altogether: Damn Them For A Pack Of Crafty Rascals, And You, Who Serve Them, For A Parcel Of Hen Hearted Numbskulls
- Damn Ye, You Are A Sneaking Puppy, And So Are All Those Who Will Submit To Be Governed By Laws Which Rich Men Have Made For Their Own Security
- Damn You Villains, Who Are You? And From Whence Came You?
- Damnation Seize My Soul If I Give You Quarters, Or Take Any From You
- Damselfly A Blue Wisp Of A Whisper
- Dance First. Think Later. It's The Natural Order.
- Dance Is The Hidden Language Of The Soul
- Dance Like No One Is Watching
- Dancing Fool
- Dare To Wear The Foolish Clown Face
- Darling
- Dating Is Probably The Most Important Aspect Of A Single Person's Life
- Dating Means Two Things; Disillusionment Or A Racing Heart
- Day At The Beach
- Dead Presidents
- Dead Tired (Woman)
- Dealt A Bad Hand
- Dear To Ones Heart
- Death
- Deck The Halls
- Deep Fried
- Deep Six
- Deep Sleep
- Delta Blues
- Democracy Is The Art And Science Of Running The Circus From The Monkey Cage
- Depression Is Being Color Blind And Constantly Told How Colorful The World Is
- Depression Is Like A Bruise That Never Goes Away. A Bruise In Your Mind. You Just Got To Be Careful Not To Touch It Where It Hurts. It's Always There Though.
- Design Car
- Design Castle & Palace
- Design Easter Egg
- Design Garden
- Devine Nourishment
- Dial & Grin
- Dice
- Did You Know You Can't Steer A Boat That Isn't Moving? Just Like A Life.
- Did You Think The Lion Was Sleeping Because He Didn't Roar?
- Didn't Have Nintendo, We Just Poured Salt On Snails
- Didn't Have The Heart
- Didn't Miss A Beat
- Die On The Vine
- Diggety Dog
- Dinero
- Dingwallace
- Direct Mail
- Dirge
- Display. Young Animals Need To Display.
- Dive In
- Divine In Hookas, Glorious In A Pipe. When Tipp'd With Amber, Mellow, Rich, And Ripe;... Yet Thy True Lovers More Admire By Far Thy Naked Beauties - Give Me A Cigar!
- Do
- Do II
- Do Not Allow To Slip Away From You Freedoms The People Who Came Before You Won With Such Hard Knocks
- Do Not Be Afraid When A Monkey Sits On Your Shoulder
- Do Not Be The Proverbial Crab In A Bucket And Make War With Those Around You! Work Together And Grow! Love! Live Life!
- Do Not Blame God For Having Created The Tiger, But Thank Him For Not Having Given It Wings
- Do Not Copy Nature Too Much. Art Is An Abstraction.
- Do Not Let What You Can Not Do Interfere With What You Can Do
- Do Not Tell Fish Stories Where The People Know You. Particularly, Don't Tell Them Where They Know The Fish.
- Do Not Try To Fight A Lion If You Are Not One Yourself
- Do What You Fear And Your Fears Disappear
- Do You Ever Get Anywhere?
- Do You Know What My Favorite Part Of The Game Is? The Opportunity To Play.
- Do You Want To Go Halfsies On A $200 Squirt Gun?
- Dodged A Bullet
- Does Ones Heart Good
- Doesn't Miss A Meal
- Dog & Bone
- Dog Are Good For The Soul
- Dog Is God Spelled Backward
- Dog Tired
- DOG: A Kind Of Additional Or Subsidiary Diety Designed To Catch The Overflow Or Surplus Of The World's Worship
- Doggy Paddle
- Dogs Are Better Than Human Beings Because They Know But Do Not Tell
- Dogs Are Our Link To Paradise
- Dogs Are The Magicians Of The Universe
- Dogs Believe They Are Human. Cats Believe They Are God.
- Dogs Breakfast
- Dogs Come When They’re Called; Cats Take A Message And Get Back To You Later
- Dogs Do Speak, But Only To Those Who Know How To Listen
- Dogs Eat. Cats Dine.
- Dogs Never Bite Me. Just Humans.
- Dollars To Donuts
- Dolphins: Animals That Are So Intelligent That, Within A Few Weeks Of Captivity, They Can Train A Man To Stand On The Edge Of Their Pool And Throw Them Food Three Times A Day
- Don't Be A Fish; Be A Frog. Swim In The Water And Jump When You Hit The Ground.
- Don't Be A Tiger's Head With A Snake's Tail
- Don't Be Afraid To Sparkle A Little Brighter
- Don't Be Afraid. Change Is Such A Beautiful Thing, Said The Butterfly.
- Don't Be Always Insisting Upon Managing Their Boats, And Putting Your Oars In The Water With Theirs
- Don't Be Cruel
- Don't Believe My Ears
- Don't Bite The Boob That Feeds You
- Don't Blink
- Don't Call Us
- Don't Cry Because It's Over. Smile Because It Happened.
- Don't Dig Your Grave With Your Own Knife And Fork
- Don't Do The Crime
- Don't Dream Of Winning, Train For It
- Don't Give Me Any Lip
- Don't Go In If You Don't Know The Way Out
- Don't Have A Cow, Man
- Don't Interfere With Something That Ain't Botherin You None
- Don't Let Your Yearnings Get Ahead Of Your Earnings
- Don't Limit Your Challenges. Challenge Your Limits.
- Don't Lose Any Sleep Over It
- Don't Make Waves
- Don't Miss All The Beautiful Colors Of The Rainbow Looking For That Pot Of Gold
- Don't Pick Your Nose
- Don't Play The Saxophone. Let It Play You.
- Don't Poke The Bear
- Don't Put All Your Eggs In One Basket
- Don't Rock The Boat
- Don't Shoot
- Don't Take Yourself So Seriously. You’re Just A Monkey With A Plan
- Don't Taunt The Alligator Until After You've Crossed The Creek
- Don't Tell Me The Sky Is The Limit When There Are Footsteps On The Moon
- Don't Tell People Your Dreams. Show Them.
- Don't Try To Be Something To Everyone. Be Everything To Someone.
- Don't Use Force; Get A Bigger Hammer!
- Don't Waffle
- Don't Worry About Bitin' Off More'n You Can Chew; Your Mouth Is Probably A Whole Lot Bigger'n You Think
- Don't Worry, Beach Happy
- Don't Worry. Be Happy.
- Done Is Better Than Perfect
- Dosh
- Double Agent
- Double Front Flip Off The Knuckle
- Dough
- Down
- Down Here All The Fish Are Happy
- Down In Louisiana Where The Alligators Grow So Mean, There Lived A Girl That I Swear To The World Made The Alligators Look Tame
- Down The Rabbit Hole
- Dozing Off
- Draft
- Draw Fire
- Dream Tonight Of Peacock Tails, Diamond Fields And Spouter Whales. Ills Are Many, Blessing Few, But Dreams Tonight Will Shelter You.
- Dream Tonight Of Peacock Tails, Diamond Fields And Spouter Whales. Ills Are Many, Blessings Few, But Dreams Tonight Will Shelter You. II
- Dress Shabbily And They Remember The Dress; Dress Impeccably And They Remember The Woman
- Dried Leaves
- Drifting Downstream In A Row Boat Doesn't Count Against Your Life Span
- Drink And Dance And Laugh And Lie, Love, The Reeling Midnight Through, For Tomorrow We Shall Die! But, Alas, We Never Do.
- Drive By Shooting
- Drowsy
- Drum Something Into Ones Head
- Dry Behind The Ears
- Ducks Quack Loudly Before A Rain
- Dude
- Dumbo Ears
- During The Great Storms Of Our Lives We Imitate Those Captains Who Jettison Their Weightiest Cargo
- Dusting For Prints
- Duty, Honor, Country. Those Three Hallowed Words Reverently Dictate What You Ought To Be, What You Can Be, What You Will Be.
- E = MC2
- Each Of Us As He Receives His Private Trouncings At The Hands Of Fate Is Kept In Good Heart By Hearing Of The Moth In His Brother’s Parachute And The Scorpion In His Neighbor’s Underwear
- Each One Hopes That If He Feeds The Crocodile Enough, The Crocodile Will Eat Him Last. All Of Them Hope That The Storm Will Pass Before Their Turn Comes To Be Devoured. But I Fear - I Fear Greatly - The Storm Will Not Pass. It Will Rage And It Will Roar,
- Ear To The Ground
- Earn One's Daily Bread
- Earth Is A Small Town With Many Neighborhoods In A Very Big Universe
- Earth Laughs In Flowers
- Easy Money
- Eat A Live Frog First Thing In The Morning And Nothing Worse Will Happen To You The Rest Of The Day
- Eat Breakfast Like A King, Lunch Like A Prince, And Dinner Like A Pauper
- Eat Cake
- Eat Drink And Be Merry
- Eat First, Question Later (If At All)
- Eat Like A Horse
- Eat Your Betting Money But Don't Bet Your Eating Money
- Eat Your Heart Out
- Eat. Beach. Sleep. Repeat.
- Eat. Sleep. Dive.
- Eating A Raw Oyster Is Like French Kissing A Mermaid
- Eating An Oyster Is Like Kissing The Sea
- Eating And Sleeping Are The Only Activities That Should Be Allowed To Interrupt A Man's Enjoyment Of His Cigar
- Eating For Two
- Eating Oysters Is Like Swallowing A Kiss
- Eavesdropping
- Eddie Would Go
- Eight Ball
- Einstein
- Einstein Was Smarter Than His Parents
- Electric Blues
- Elegance Is Elimination
- Elegance Is Not Standing Out, But Being Remembered
- Elegant
- Elephantine
- Elephants And Grandchildren Never Forget
- Elvis The Pelvis
- Emancipate Yourselves From Mental Slavery, None But Ourselves Can Free Our Minds!
- Engine
- English Breakfast
- English Clubs Are Very Exclusive. I Played Royal Foxshire And They Made Me Wear A Suit And Tie. In The Shower.
- Enjoy The Show
- Envy, If Surrounded On All Sides By The Brightness Of Another’s Prosperity, Like The Scorpion Confined Within A Circle Of Fire, Will Sting Itself To Death
- Erase The Word Failure From Your Vocabulary
- Erectile Dysfunction
- Eros Will Have Naked Bodies; Friendship Naked Personalities
- Europe Was Created By History. America Was Created By Philosophy.
- Even A Cow Creates Ambiguous Signifiers. The Moo Of Mystery.
- Even A Fish Wouldn't Get Into Trouble If It Kept Its Mouth Shut
- Even A Frog Would Bite If It Had Teeth
- Even A Hare, The Weakest Of Animals, May Insult A Dead Lion
- Even A Snail Will Eventually Reach Its Destination
- Even After Killing Ninety Nine Tigers The Maharaja Should Beware Of The Hundredth
- Even An Abstract Form Has To Have A Likeness
- Even As They Are Dying, As Their Flesh Is Falling Away From Their Spines, I Have Seen Salmon Fighting To Protect Their Nests
- Even If You Fall On Your Face, You're Still Moving Forward
- Even Keel
- Even Money
- Even Monkeys Fall From Trees
- Even Old Foxes Are Caught In The Snare
- Even Snakes Are Afraid Of Snakes
- Even The Ears Must Dance
- Even The Friendliest Snake Will Strike
- Even The Tiniest Of Flowers Can Have The Toughest Roots
- Even The Tiniest Poodle Is Lionhearted, Ready To Do Anything To Defend Home, Master, And Mistress
- Even The Tiniest Things Can Be Miracles
- Even When Freshly Washed And Relieved Of All Obvious Confections, Children Tend To Be Sticky
- Eventually You Learn That The Competition Is Against The Little Voice Inside You That Wants You To Quit
- Eventually, All Things Merge Into One, And A River Runs Through It
- Ever Tried. Ever Failed. No Matter. Try Again. Fail Again. Fail Better.
- Every Age Can Be Enchanting, Provided You Live Within It
- Every Artist Was First An Amateur
- Every Birthday Is A Gift. Every Day Is A Gift.
- Every Child Begins The World Again
- Every Dog Is A Lion At Home
- Every Dog Must Have His Day
- Every Flower Blooms At Its Own Pace
- Every Flower Must Grow Through Dirt
- Every Four Weeks I Go Up A Bra Size. It's Worth Being Pregnant Just For The Breasts.
- Every Human Being Is A Clown But Only Few Have The Courage To Show It
- Every Human Has Hundreds Of Separate People Living Under Their Skin
- Every Man Contemplates An Angel In His Future Self
- Every Man Is To Be Had One Way Or Another And Every Woman Almost Anyway
- Every Pearl Has Its Oyster
- Every Piece Of Sea Glass Has A Potent Power, A Story Of Resilience And Beauty In The Chaos Of The Waves
- Every Pizza Is A Perfect Pizza If You Try Hard And Believe In Yourself
- Every Puppy Should Have A Boy
- Every Quiet Step Is Thunder To Beetle Life Underfoot
- Every Time A Champagne Bottle Pops, A Party Angel Gets His Wings
- Every Time I Slip Into The Ocean, It’s Like Going Home
- Every Time Something New Is Invented Something Old Becomes Antique
- Every Time This Man Puts His Trumpet To His Lips, Even If Only To Practice Three Notes, He Does It With His Whole Soul
- Every Trade, Every Craft Has Its Hat
- Everybody In The Pool
- Everybody Must Have A Fantasy
- Everybody Needs Beauty As Well As Bread, Places To Play In And Pray In, Where Nature May Heal And Give Strength To Body And Soul
- Everybody Told Me This Girl On The Piano Thing Is Never Going To Work
- Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except Me and My Monkey
- Everyday Extraordinary
- Everyone Gives Them Lots Of Space
- Everyone Loves A Kick-Ass Girl
- Everyone Needs A Dog To Adore Him, And A Tiger To Bring Him Back To Reality
- Everyone Should Believe In Something. I Believe I Should Go To The Beach.
- Everyone Should Believe In Something. I Believe I’ll Go Fishing.
- Everyone Thinks They Have The Best Dog, And None Of Them Are Wrong
- Everything Has Its Beauty, But Not Everyone Sees It
- Everything I Do, I Do It For You
- Everything I Know About Morality And The Obligations Of Men I Owe It To Football (Soccer)
- Everything I Know, I Learned From Dogs
- Everything In Africa Bites, But The Safari Bug Is Worst Of All
- Everything In Life I Share, Except Of Course My Teddy Bear!
- Everything Is Better In Purple
- Everything Is Inspired By History
- Everything Is Just Ducky
- Everything Is Practice
- Everything Tastes Better Covered In Whipped Cream
- Everything That Drowned Me Taught Me How To Swim
- Everything You See Exists Together In A Delicate Balance
- Everywhere That Freedom Stirs, Let Tyrants Fear
- Evil Is Powerless If The Good Are Unafraid
- Evolution Is A Process That Never Stops. Baboons Who Fail To Exhibit Moral Behavior Do Not Survive; They Wind Up As Meat For Leopards.
- Evolution Is So Creative. That's How We Got Giraffes.
- Exaggeration Is The Octopus Of The English Language
- Excellence Is The Gradual Result Of Always Striving To Do Better
- Except From The Americans — But Every Pearl Has Its Oyster
- Expecting
- Experience Is…A Kind Of Huge Spider Web Of The Finest Silken Threads Suspended In The Chamber Of Consciousness, And Catching Every Airborne Particle In Its Tissue
- Extend Your Hand With The Strongest Reach
- Eye Of Newt, And Toe Of Frog, Wool Of Bat, And Tongue Of Dog, Adder’s Fork, And Blind Worm’s Sting, Lizard’s Leg, And Owlet’s Wing, For A Charm Of Powerful Trouble, Like A Hell-Broth Boil And Bubble
- Eyeballing
- F You
- Face & Body Painting
- Face The Music
- Facial Expressions Animal
- Facial Expressions Animal People
- Failing Is Part Of The Process. How You Brush Yourself Off And Get Back In The Saddle Counts The Most.
- Failure Is Like A Caterpillar Before It Becomes A Butterfly
- Faint Of Heart
- Fairies Are Just Girls With Glitter In Their Veins
- Falling On Deaf Ears
- Fame Is Like Caviar, You Know - It's Good To Have Caviar But Not When You Have It At Every Meal Every Day
- Familiarity Makes The Lion More Dangerous
- Fancy Feathers Make Peacocks, But You Pluck Them And See What's Left
- Fanny
- Far Clouds Of Feathery Gold. Shaded With Deepest Purple, Gleam. Like Islands On A Dark Blue Sea.
- Faraway A Leopard Barked That High, Dissatisfied Deep Roar It Cuts Off So Sharply, As If Its Annoyance Is Too Great To Express, Can Only Be Appeased
- Fashion Is At Once A Caterpillar And A Butterfly, Caterpillar By Day, Butterfly By Night
- Fashion Is Instant Language
- Fashion Is Like Eating, You Shouldn't Stick To The Same Menu
- Fashion Is The Armor To Survive The Reality Of Everyday Life
- Fashion You Can Buy, But Style You Posess
- Fashionable
- Fashions Fade. Style Is Eternal.
- Fast Food
- Faster Than A Speeding Bullet
- Fat Lip
- Fate Whispers To The Warrior, You Can Not Withstand The Storm. The Warrior Whispers Back, I Am The Storm.
- Feed The Alligators And You Get Bigger Alligators
- Feel Your Oats
- Feeling Blue
- Feeling Squeaky Clean
- Feelings Are Much Like Waves. We Can't Stop Them From Coming But We Can Choose Which One To Surf.
- Feliz Navidad
- Fend Off
- Fetch
- Fetes
- Few Can Sojourn Long Within The Unspoiled Wilderness Of A Game Sanctuary, Surrounded On All Sides By Its Confiding Animals, Without Absorbing Its Atmosphere; The Spirit Of The Wild Is Quick To Assert Supremacy, And No Man Of Any Sensibility Can Resist Her
- Few Cards Short Of A Deck
- Few Realize How Loud Their Expressions Really Are. Be Kind With What You Wordlessly Say.
- Few Women Admit Their Age. Few Men Act Theirs.
- Fiction Is Like A Spider's Web, Attached Ever So Lightly Perhaps, But Still Attached To Life At All Four Corners
- Fields Have Eyes Woods Have Ears
- Fife And Drum
- Fight Fatigue With Focus
- Fight Fire With Water
- Fighting Mad
- Fill Someones Shoes
- Filthy Rich
- Finale
- Fine Feathers, They Say, Make Fine Birds
- Fingers Crossed
- Fingers Don't Have Much To Do With Playing The Piano
- Fire Away
- Firearm
- Firecracker
- First Tracks
- First We Eat, Then We Do Everything Else
- First We Molt, Then Spin A Web, After This We Weave, Until Our Food Is Dead. Next Dancing A Jig, And Waiting For A Meal, Then We Wrestle A Bit Til We Sit And Eat Our Fill.
- Fish Or Cut Bait
- Fishing Is A Delusion Entirely Surrounded By Liars In Old Clothes
- Fishing Is Boring Unless You Catch An Actual Fish, And Then It Is Disgusting
- Fishing Is Just Like Drinking - If You Do It Right, You'll Eventually Fall Into It
- Fishing Is Marvelous…There Is The Irresistible Urge To Tangle With The Mysterious And Unknown, To Rely On Intuition And Hunches
- Fishing Is Much More Than Fish. It Is The Great Occasion When We May Return To The Fine Simplicity Of Our Forefathers.
- Fishing Is Not Just A Hobby; It's A State Of Mind
- Fishing Is Unquestionably A Form Of Madness But, Happily, For The Once Bitten There Is No Cure
- Fishing Seems To Be The Great Occasion When All Manner Of Contradictions Reconcile Themselves
- Fit As A Fiddle Woman
- Fitness Yoga
- Five-O
- Fix Your Course On A Star And You’ll Navigate Any Storm
- Flapjacks
- Flies Are The Dead Man's Revenge
- Flip Your Hair Like You Just Don't Care
- Flipping Burgers
- Flirty
- Float A Trial Balloon
- Float Like A Butterfly Sting Like A Bee
- Floor It
- Flower Arrangement
- Flower Of This Purple Dye, Hit With Cupid’s Archery, Sink In The Apple Of His Eye
- Flowers Grow Out Of Dark Moments
- Flowery
- Flowery People
- Fluffle
- Fly A Kite
- Fly Fishermen Are Born Honest, But They Get Over It
- Flying Without Feathers Is Not Easy: My Wings Have No Feathers
- Folk Will Know How Large Your Soul Is By The Way You Treat A Dog
- Folks Heres A Story About Minnie The Moocher
- Follow In Someone's Footsteps
- Follow Suit
- Follow Your Heart
- Follow Your Nose
- Food For Thought
- Food Is Like Sex: When You Abstain, Even The Worst Stuff Begins To Look Good
- Fools Gold
- Football (Soccer) Is The Ballet Of The Masses
- Football American
- For A Clownfish, He's Not That Funny
- For A Good Life: Work Like A Dog. Eat Like A Horse. Think Like A Fox. And Play Like A Rabbit.
- For All Your Days Prepare, And Meet Them Ever Alike: When You Are The Anvil, Bear. When You Are The Hammer, Strike.
- For He Who Would Make People Take Him For A Fool, Must Not Be One
- For Love Or Money
- For Magnificence, For Variety Of Form And Color, For The Profusion Of Brilliant Life — Bird, Insect, Reptile, Beast — For Vast Scale — Uganda Is Truly The Pearl of Africa
- For Me, They Are The Role Model For Being Alive
- For Most People, This Is As Close To Being An Astronaut As You'll Ever Get
- For One To Fly, One Needs Only To Take The Reins
- For The Gunner Who Feels As I Do, Each Shot Is Enough To Lift Him For A Day; And For That One Moment Of Glory When He Hits, He Is The Point, The Flare Of Fan, The Roaring Gun And The Slant And The Falling Bird While That Moment Lasts.
- For The Wise Man Looks Into Space And He Knows There Is No Limited Dimensions
- For Undemocratic Reasons And For Motives Not Of State, They Arrive At Their Conclusions, Largely Inarticulate. Being Void Of Self-Expression They Confide Their Views To None; But Sometimes In A Smoking Room, One Learns Why Things Were Done.
- For Whatever We Lose (Like A You Or A Me), It’s Always Our Self We Find In The Sea
- For When The Wine Is In, The Wit Is Out
- Forked Tongue
- Form Itself, Even If Completely Abstract ... Has Its Own Inner Sound
- Formal
- Fortune Brings In Some Boats That Are Not Steered
- Forty Winks
- Four Eyes
- Four Snakes Gliding Up And Down A Hollow For No Purpose That I Could See - Not To Eat, Not For Love, But Only Gliding
- Foxy
- Foxy II
- Free Time
- Freedom Has Cost Too Much Blood And Agony To Be Relinquished At The Cheap Price Of Rhetoric
- Freedom Has Never Been Free
- Freedom Is Just Another Word For Nothing Left To Lose
- Freedom Is Like Taking A Bath: You Got To Keep Doing It Every Day
- Freedom Is Never Given; It Is Won
- Freedom Is Never More Than One Generation Away From Extinction. We Didn't Pass It To Our Children In The Bloodstream. It Must Be Fought For, Protected, And Handed On For Them To Do The Same.
- Freedom Is The Oxygen Of The Soul
- Freedom Without Virtue Isn't Freedom - It Will Eventually Destroy A Society
- French
- French Fries
- French Hornist
- French Kiss
- Fresh October Brings The Pheasant, Then To Gather Nuts Is Pleasant
- Friendly Fire
- Friends, Sun, Sand And Sea, That Sounds Like Summer To Me
- Fries Before Guys
- Frog In A Little Pond Can Be Much Happier Than Fish In A Vast Ocean!
- From Between The Regions Of Truth And Fiction
- From Birth, Man Carries The Weight Of Gravity On His Shoulders. He Is Bolted To Earth. But Man Has Only To Sink Beneath The Surface And He Is Free.
- From Our Birthday, Until We Die, Is But The Winking Of An Eye
- From The Bottom Of My Heart
- Front Money
- Frosted
- Fruit Still Life
- Fruity
- Full Figured
- Full Steam Ahead
- Funny Like A Clown Onstage? Or Funny Like A Clown Hanging Around The Entrance To A Bank?
- Funny Money
- Fuzz
- G & T
- Gala
- Gambling Is Not A Vice; It Is An Expression Of Our Humanness. We Gamble. Some Do It At The Gaming Table; Some Do Not. You Play, You Win, You Play, You Lose. You Play.
- Gambling Is Not About Money; It Is About The Thrill Of The Risk
- Gambling: The Sure Way Of Getting Nothing For Something
- Gaper
- Garage Band
- Garden Design
- Generally, I Like To Be As Half Naked As I Possibly Can
- Genius
- Get 'Em
- Get At The Heart Of It
- Get Back
- Get Back (Fireworks)
- Get Cold Feet
- Get Off Someones Back
- Get Off Your Butt
- Get Ones Feet Wet
- Get Some Zs
- Get The Jump On
- Get The Show On The Road
- Get Together
- Get Up From That Piano You Hurt'n Its Feelings
- Get Your Money's Worth
- Get Your Red Hots
- Getting Angry Doesn't Solve Anything
- Getting Angry Doesn't Solve Anything II
- Getting My Ducks In A Row
- Getting Out Of Dodge
- Gimme
- Girls Are Nothing To Be Afraid Of, No Matter The Kind. Boys On The Other Hand.
- Girls Be Like I'm Fine But Then They Write Poems In The Notes App
- Girls Just Wanna Have Sun
- Girls. Jesus Christ. They Can Drive You Crazy.
- Give A Man A Fish And You Feed Him For A Day. Teach A Man To Fish And You Feed Him For A Lifetime
- Give A Man A Fish, And He Has Food For A Day; Teach Him How To Fish, And You Can Get Rid Of Him For The Entire Weekend
- Give It Your Best Shot
- Give Lip Service
- Give Me A Jingle
- Give Me Caviar Kaspia And Give Me A Hamburger. I Love The Two Extremes.
- Give Me Insight Into Today And You May Have The Antique And Future Worlds
- Give Me Oysters And Beer, For Dinner Every Day Of The Year, And I'll Be Fine
- Give Me Tiaras And Boys In Tights Any Day
- Give You A Run For Your Money
- Given The Choice Between A Woman And A Cigar, I Will Always Choose The Cigar
- Glamour Is About Feeling Good In Your Own Skin
- Glutton For Punishment
- Gnarly
- Gnarly II
- Go Along for the Ride
- Go As Long As You Can, And Then Take Another Step
- Go Big Or Go Home
- Go Blow It Out Your Ear
- Go Down Like A Lead Balloon
- Go Drip That Sweat, Run Until Fatigued, To Where The Mind Can't Ponder The Past Or The Future
- Go Fast Enough To Get There, But Slow Enough To See
- Go Fly A Kite
- Go For A Swim
- Go Great Guns
- Go Large
- Go Suck An Egg
- God Changes Caterpillars Into Butterflies, Sand Into Pearls, And Coal Into Diamonds Using Time And Pressure. He’s Working On You, Too
- God Has Given Us Two Hands, One To Receive With And The Other To Give With
- God Has Given You One Face, And You Make Yourself Another
- God Made Only Water, But Man Made Wine
- God Made The Cat To Give Man The Pleasure Of Stroking A Tiger
- God Must’ve Had A Blast Painting The Stripes On The Zebra, Hanging The Stars In The Sky, Putting The Gold In The Sunset
- God Puts Rainbows In The Clouds So That Each Of Us – In The Dreariest And Most Dreaded Moments – Can See A Possibility Of Hope
- Going Bananas
- Going On A Bender
- Gold Medals Aren’t Really Made Of Gold. They’re Made Of Sweat, Determination, And A Hard-To-Find Alloy Called Guts.
- Golden
- Goldfish Are Flowers ... Flowers That Move
- Golf
- Gone Fishing
- Good Advice Once Was Worth A Camel; Now That It Is Free Of Charge, No One Takes It
- Good Art Deals With The Micro To Explain The Macro
- Good Clean Fun
- Good Food Ends With Good Talk
- Good Girls Go To Heaven, Bad Girls Go Everywhere
- Good Habits Formed At Youth Make All The Difference
- Good Hand
- Good Is Not Good When Better Is Expected
- Good Judgment Comes From Experience, And A Lotta That Comes From Bad Judgment
- Good Money After Bad
- Good Night Sleep Tight
- Good Things Seem To Come At The End Of The Day - Rare Moments Would Be As Rare, Fair Thoughts As Fair At Any Hour, But Because The Day Is Dying Each Is The More Precious As The Lordly Ridges Swallow Time
- Good Times And Tan Lines
- Good Travels At A Snail's Pace
- Good Wine Praises Itself
- Goody Two Shoes
- Gorgeous Hair Is The Best Revenge
- Got Milk
- Got Pluck
- Got The Blues
- Got Ya
- Grab Life By The Horn
- Gracious Words Are A Honeycomb, Sweet To The Soul And Healing To The Bones
- Graffiti
- Grandma Had It. Mom Threw It Out. I Bought It Back.
- Great Art Is Never Perfect; Perfect Art Is Never Great.
- Great Food Is Like Great Sex. The More You Have The More You Want.
- Great Moments Are Born From Great Opportunity
- Great Things Are Done By A Series Of Small Things Brought Together
- Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread
- Greed
- Green
- Greenbacks
- Griddle Cakes
- Grooming
- Growing Old Is Like Being Increasingly Penalized For A Crime You Have Not Committed
- Gum
- Gun Down
- Gun Paintball
- Guns
- Guns Blazing
- Gunships
- Guy Goes Into A Bar With A Duck Under His Arm. Bartender Says, Where’d You Get The Pig? Guy Says, This Is A Duck. Bartender Says, I Was Talking To The Duck.
- Hail To The Victors
- Hair Brings One’s Self Image Into Focus; It Is Vanity’s Proving Ground. Hair Is Terribly Personal, A Tangle Of Mysterious Prejudices.
- Hair Is An Accoutrement
- Hair Is Jewelry. It's An Accessory.
- Hair Is The First Thing. And Teeth The Second. Hair And Teeth. A Man Got Those Two Things He's Got It All.
- Hair Style Is The Final Tip Off Whether Or Not A Woman Really Knows Herself
- Hair Trigger
- Hairdressing Is Not A Job, It's A Craft
- Half A Loaf Is Better Than No Bread
- Half The Failures In Life Result From Pulling In One’s Horse When It Is Leaping
- Half The Game Is Mental; The Other Half Is Being Mental
- Halfhearted
- Hallo, Rabbit, He Said, Is That You? Let’s Pretend It Isn’t, Said Rabbit, And See What Happens.
- Hambomb
- Hammer
- Hands Have Their Own Language
- Hands Up
- Hang 10
- Hanging Ones Hat
- Hanging With My Gull Friends
- Happier Than A Seagull With A French Fry
- Happily Ever After Is Not A Fairy - It's A Choice
- Happiness Always Looks Small While You Hold It In Your Hands, But Let It Go, And You Learn At Once How Big And Precious It Is
- Happiness Blooms From Within
- Happiness Comes In Waves
- Happiness Is A Day At The Beach
- Happiness Is A Journey, Not A Destination
- Happiness Is A Thing To Be Practiced, Like The Violin
- Happiness Is A Warm Puppy
- Happiness Is Like A Butterfly, The More You Chase It, The More It Will Evade You, But If You Notice The Other Things Around You, It Will Gently Come And Sit On Your Shoulder
- Happiness? A Good Cigar, A Good Meal, A Good Cigar And A Good Woman - Or A Bad Woman; It Depends On How Much Happiness You Can Handle.
- Happy
- Happy Christmas
- Happy Hour
- Happy Hour (Party)
- Hard Cash
- Hard Work Beats Talent When Talent Doesn’t Work Hard
- Harmonica Is Like A Voice
- Hate Mail
- Hate, It Has Caused A Lot Of Problems In This World, But Has Not Solved One Yet
- Haters Are Like Crickets. Crickets Make a Lot Of Noise, You Hear It But You Can’t See Them, Then Right When You Walk Bye, They’re Quiet.
- Hatter
- Have A Bash
- Have A Bit Of Fun
- Have A Blast
- Have A Bun In The Oven
- Have A Change Of Heart
- Have A Heart Of Stone
- Have A Heart To Heart Talk
- Have A Kip
- Have A Leg Up
- Have A Shot At
- Have Fun Storming The Castle
- Have Legs
- Have Someone's Back
- Have Someones Ear
- Have The Will Of A Tiger, The Strength Of A Leopard, And The Heart Of A Lion
- Have You Ever Watched A Male Lobster Rise Up On The Tips Of His Legs And Snap His Claws, Demanding Female Attention?
- Having A Ball
- He Couldn't See A Belt Without Hitting Below It
- He Doth Like The Ape, That The Higher He Climbs The More He Shows His Arse
- He Fishes Well Who Uses A Golden Hook
- He Is As Brave As A Bulldog And As Tenacious As A Lobster If He Gets His Claws Upon Anyone
- He Is In That Goldfish Bowl And He's Swimming Against The Tide
- He Is Like The Fox, Who Effaces His Tracks In The Sand With His Tail
- He Is Not Worthy Of The Honey Comb That Shuns The Hives Because The Bees Have Stings
- He Laid The Conch Against His Lips, Took A Deep Breath And Blew Once More
- He Looks Much More Like A Lobster Than Most Lobsters Do
- He Might Make A Violin Player, But He'll Never Make No Fiddler
- He Only Earns His Freedom And His Life Who Takes Them Every Day By Storm
- He Paints A Dolphin In The Woods, A Boar In The Waves
- He Runs Like A Camel. A Really Pissed Off Camel.
- He Seems Determined To Make A Trumpet Sound Like A Tin Whistle
- He Steals Grapes And Fruit Like A Monkey
- He That Has Been Bitten By A Snake Is Afraid Of A Rope
- He Was A Bold Man That First Ate An Oyster
- He Was So Learned That He Could Name A Horse In Nine Languages; So Ignorant That He Bought A Cow To Ride On
- He Who Builds On The Favours Of The Great, Advances Towards Fortune Mounted On A Crab
- He Who Chases Two Rabbits, Catches None
- He Who Eats Alone Chokes Alone
- He Who Pays The Piper Calls The Tune
- He Who Rides The Tiger Finds It Difficult To Dismount
- He Who Understands Baboon Would Do More Towards Metaphysics Than Locke
- He Who Wants To Catch Fish Must Not Mind Getting Wet
- He Who Wants To Catch Foxes Must Hunt With Geese
- He Will Be Eating Curds And Honey When He Knows Enough To Reject The Wrong And Choose The Right
- He Wrapped Himself In Quotations - As A Beggar Would Enfold Himself In The Purple Of Emperors
- He'll Always Be What He Was Born: A Wild Animal
- He's Creepy, But He Makes Good Pancakes!
- He's Got His Nose Out Of Joint
- He's Got The Blues
- He's Like A Spider. I Happen To Like Spiders.
- He's No Day At The Beach
- He's Very Odd, But He Likes To Cook
- Headphones Aren't Big Enough These Days
- Headphones On. World Off.
- Healthy Wealthy & Wise Woman
- Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil, And You Won’t Be Invited To Cocktail Parties
- Heard It Through The Grapevine
- Heaven, You Fool? Did You Ever Hear Of Any Pirates Going Thither? Give Me Hell, It's A Merrier Place: I'll Give Roberts A Salute Of 13 Guns At Entrance.
- Heavy Heart
- Heavy Load
- Heel
- Height Of Bad Luck Will Be…When I Will Dare To Kiss A Prince And He Will Turn Into A Frog
- Hell Hath No Fury Like A Toddler Who Wanted The Green Cup Instead Of The Orange One
- Hello Sailor
- Help Me, Please. I’m Too Moist And Tender To Retire
- Helping Hand
- Her Eyes Are Lamps As Her Neck Arches And Fins Flutter In The Steady Current Of The Sea
- Her Hair Falls Down Like Tears
- Her Hair Was A Glory Of Copper Fire That Morning, Shining Like A Whisky Still, Long And Loose In Gentle Flames Down Her Back
- Her Majesty
- Her Opponent Was Half Pill Bug, Half Octopus, And All Butt Ugly. I Closed My Eyes Again.
- Her Tongue Knows Quince, Peach, Chokeberry, Mint And Lime; I Love To Hear It Speaking
- Here Comes The Trout That Must Be Caught With Tickling
- Here I Am Where I Belong
- Here’s To The Nights We Don’t Remember And The Friends We Won’t Forget
- Hero Sandwich
- Hey, Glumface, Next Time There's A Rainbow Look Up!
- Hey, You Hockey Puck!
- Hey, You Know What's A Larger Habitat? The Ocean.
- Hi Fi
- Hiding The Pain Will Only Allow It To Build Up Behind The Scene
- High Time
- Hippo
- His Ambition Is To Be The Spider In The World Wide Web
- His Attitudes Positive, He Thinks He Can Take On Hell With A Squirt Gun
- His Hooves Pound The Beat, Your Heart Sings The Song
- His Majesty
- His Nibs
- History Records The Names Of Royal Bastards, But Cannot Tell Us The Origin Of Wheat
- Hit A Knot Snoring
- Hit Below The Belt
- Hit Below The Belts
- Ho Ho Ho
- Hocus Pocus
- Hold A Gun To Your Head
- Hold On With A Bulldog Grip, And Chew And Choke As Much As Possible
- Hold The Phone
- Hold Your Tongue
- Holding Heavy Cigar Constantly In My Mouth Has Deformed My Upper Lip, It Has A Sort Of Havana Curl
- Holds All The Cards
- Hole In One
- Holy Cow!
- Home Is Where The Wine Is
- Homeopathic Yoga
- Honey
- Honey Bunny
- Honey Trap
- Honor All Living Things, For We Are Of The Stag, And The Salmon, And The Bee; So Destroy Not Life, Save It Be To Preserve Your Own
- Hook Line & Sinker
- Hoops
- Hope Is A Rainbow Of Thought
- Hope Is The Thing With Feathers That Perches In The Soul - And Sings The Tunes Without The Words - And Never Stops At All
- Hornist
- Hot Cakes
- Hot Money
- Hot Pink
- Hot Shot
- Hotdogging
- House Of Cards
- Houston, We've Had A Problem Here
- How A Hat Makes You Feel Is What A Hat Is All About
- How Brave A Ladybug Must Be! Each Drop Of Rain Is Big As She. Can You Imagine What You’d Do, If Raindrops Fell As Big As You?
- How Can You Complain When You See A Whale Cresting, Matter Of Factly, As You Make Your Breakfast?
- How Can You Look At The Galaxy And Not Feel Insignificant?
- How Cheerfully He Seems To Grin, How Neatly He Spreads His Claws, And Welcomes Little Fishes In, With Gently Smiling Jaws!
- How Do You Know If Someone Ran A Marathon? Don’T Worry, They’ll Tell You.
- How Does A Snail Climb Up A Wall?
- How Does The Meadow Flower Its Bloom Unfold? Because The Lovely Little Flower Is Free Down To Its Root, And In That Freedom Bold.
- How I Miss The Swamp Air, The Aroma Of Grass, A Whisper Of Manure And Just A Pinch Of Humidity
- How Many Emperors And How Many Princes Have Lived And Died And No Record Of Them Remains, And They Only Sought To Gain Dominions And Riches In Order That Their Fame Might Be Ever Lasting
- How Many Times Go We To Comedies, To Masques, To Places Of Great And Noble Resort, Nay Even To Church Only To See The Company
- How Old Would You Be If You Didn't Know How Old You Are?
- However Long It Stays In The River The Tree Trunk Will Never Turn Into A Crocodile
- How’s Her Royal Bitchiness? Alive. Pity.
- HRH
- Human Milk Is Like Ice Cream, Penicillin, And The Drug Ecstasy All Wrapped In Two Pretty Packages
- Humans Are Amphibians - Half Spirit And Half Animal. As Spirits They Belong To The Eternal World, But As Animals They Inhabit Time.
- Humming Along
- Hunger Is A Good Cook
- Hurt No Living Thing Ladybird, Nor Butterfly, Nor Moth With Dusty Wings
- Hush Money
- Hustle Your Butt Off
- I Actually Had My Breasts Done Again. Just Updated, Like New Tires.
- I Always Felt Like The Trombone Or Trumpet Player Was The Coolest Dude In The Room
- I Always Fish Out Antique Ideas, Very Old Ideas
- I Always Get To Where I'm Going By Walking Away From Where I Have Been
- I Always Keep A Supply Of Stimulant Handy In Case I See A Snake, Which I Also Keep Handy
- I Always Put On Chanel No 5 After I've Had A Bath
- I Always Say, One's Company, Two's A Crowd, And Three's A Party
- I Always Tell My Athletes, Don’t Confuse Difficulty With Failure
- I Always Thought Vinyl Was Just Intriguing
- I Always Wanted A Baby
- I Am A Clown, Just Without The Painted Smile
- I Am A Deeply Superficial Person
- I Am A Feather For Each Wind That Blows
- I Am A Free Man. I Feel As Light As A Feather.
- I Am A Free Prince, And I Have As Much Authority To Make War On The Whole World, As He Who Has A Hundred Sail Of Ships At Sea And An Army Of 100,000 Men In The Field
- I Am A Shark, The Ground Is My Ocean, And Most People Can’t Even Swim
- I Am Always Doing Things I Can't Do, That's How I Get To Do Them
- I Am An American; Free Born And Free Bred, Where I Acknowledge No Man As My Superior, Except For His Own Worth, Or As My Inferior, Except For His Own Demerit
- I Am An Official Slow Roasted, Honey Baked Ham
- I Am An Unpopular Electric Eel In A Pool Of Catfish
- I Am Bent, But Not Broken. I Am Scarred, But Not Disfigured. I Am Sad, But Not Hopeless. I Am Tired, But Not Powerless. I Am Angry, But Not Bitter. I Am Depressed, But Not Giving Up.
- I Am Faced With The Challenge Of What I Will Do Next And How Will I Do It
- I Am Fading Away, And No One Is Noticing
- I Am Fascinated By The Stories
- I Am Fond Of Pigs. Dogs Look Up To Us. Cats Look Down On Us. Pigs Treat Us As Equals.
- I Am Here To Live Out Loud
- I Am His Highness' Dog At Kew; Pray Tell Me, Sir, Whose Dog Are You?
- I Am Laughing And Smiling But On The Inside, I Am Dying
- I Am Like Water So To Say, I Will Find My Way!
- I Am Not Against Golf, Since I Cannot But Suspect It Keeps Armies Of The Unworthy From Discovering Trout
- I Am Not Your Luv. I Am Your Royal Highness.
- I Am Sometimes A Fox And Sometimes A Lion. The Whole Secret Of Government Lies In Knowing When To Be The One Or The Other.
- I Am Sorry To See You Here, But If You Had Fought Like A Man, You Needn't Be Hanged Like A Dog
- I Am Thankful For Laughter, Except When Milk Comes Out Of My Nose
- I Am The Eggman! They Are The Eggmen! I Am The Walrus!
- I Am The Greatest
- I Am The Monster That Breathing Men Would Kill. I Am Dracula.
- I Applied Streaks And Blobs Of Color Onto The Canvass With A Palette Knife, And I Made Them Sing With All The Intensity I Could
- I Arm Myself With Punch Lines And A Big Old Water Gun
- I Became A Beach Bum
- I Believe In The Idea Of The Rainbow. And I've Spent My Entire Life Trying To Get Over It.
- I Believe In The Impossible Because No One Else Does
- I Believe There Are More Instances Of The Abridgement Of Freedom Of The People By Gradual And Silent Encroachments By Those In Power Than By Violent And Sudden Usurpations
- I Blow Up Fireworks All The Time, And I Love Making Milkshakes And Banana Splits
- I Breathe In My Courage And Exhale My Fears
- I Bring My Ukulele Everywhere I Go
- I Buy What Makes My Heart Sing
- I Call Myself A Blind Man Riding On A Blind Tiger
- I Came On The Old And Best Ways Of Writing Through Ignorance And Experiment And Was Startled When Truths Leaped Out Of Brushes Like Quail Before Gunshot
- I Can Always Tell What Kind Of Time I’m Having At A Party By The Look On My Wife’s Face
- I Can Bear Scorpion’s Stings, Tread Fields Of Fire, In Frozen Gulfs Of Cold Eternal Lie, Be Tossed Aloft Through Tracts Of Endless Void, But Cannot Live In Shame
- I Can Do It In My Sleep
- I Can No Longer Tell When I Am Awake Or In A Nightmare
- I Can Play The Harmonica With My Nose
- I Can Sea Clearly Now
- I Can Sea Clearly Now II
- I Can Sometimes Resist Temptation, But Never Mischief
- I Can Tell A Good Cowboy By The Way He Approaches A Cow
- I Can't Get Past The Fact That Food Is Coming Out Of My Wife's Breasts. What Was Once Essentially An Entertainment Center Has Now Become A Juice Bar.
- I Can't Hear Anything, John. Please, Would You Put On Your Headphones.
- I Can't Moan About Any Of It. I Had A Great Time In The Goldfish Bowl.
- I Change My Mind So Much I Need Two Boyfriends And A Girlfriend
- I Continue To Get Further Away From The Usual Painter's Tools Such As Easel, Palette, Brushes, Etc. I Prefer Sticks, Trowels, Knives And Dripping Fluid Paint Or A Heavy Impasto With Sand, Broken Glass Or Other Foreign Matter Added.
- I Cook With Wine. Sometimes I Even Add It To The Food.
- I Could Dance With You Until The Cows Come Home. On Second Thought I’d Rather Dance With The Cows Until You Come Home.
- I Could Never In A Hundred Summers Get Tired Of This
- I Cried Like A Baby
- I Didn't Think You Could Just Become A Rock & Roll Singer
